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MY CAT GREW 8 LEGS AND NOW IT EATS https://t.co/irU18fYOaE RUGS FOR BREAKFAST
meet SPIDCAT: half black cat, half spider, living inside WEBMINAL, a terminal shaped like a spider web that every new https://t.co/K3rsPLARlK mint flies straight into
I used to open 6 tabs per coin. holders, dev wallet, bundles, snipers, socials, curve. by tab 4 the chart was already a red candle and a deleted twitter
cats have 9 lives. spiders have 8 legs. I gave mine both:
→ THE WEB: 12 strands, 7 rings. every fresh mint lands on a thread the moment it's deployed. the strand shakes, the cat feels it
→ CRAWL: it walks over to the coin before the first chart candle closes
→ 8 LEGS = 8 CHECKS: dev wallet, bundles, holders + top10, mint/freeze auth, block-0 snipers, X/TG heat, curve fill, position size
→ ONE LEG FLINCHES: the coin gets wrapped in silk and eaten. dev wallet goes on the silk list forever
→ ALL 8 CLEAN: it keeps it. small size in, TP at 10× and 25×, 20% moonbag rides free
→ GRADUATION: when a bag fills the bonding curve and migrates to PumpSwap, the cat is already sitting on it
the one that almost got me:
$ HONEYPOT looked perfect
dev 1.1%, 0 bundles, 203 holders, 88 mentions, top10 at 19%
7 of 8 legs green
then leg 4 touched the mint
freeze authority still ON
you buy, you can never sell
cute trap. eaten.
the one that paid for everything:
$ WEBCAT caught at $4.6k mcap
dev 0.9%, 0 bundles, 120 X mentions in 40 seconds
1.2 SOL in
king of the hill → TP1 at 10× → graduated to PumpSwap → TP2 at 25×
1.2 SOL → 24 SOL
this session:
10 mints judged
5 rugs wrapped and eaten
0 rugs held
5 bags kept
+24 SOL
dev holds 37%? eaten.
14 bundled wallets? eaten.
46 snipers in block 0? eaten.
dev sold 100% in 11 seconds? the cat got there first.
no team. no 6 tabs. one cat with 8 legs that never sleeps, because it already used up the other lives.
you don't need to be faster than the rugger.
you need something that lives on the web and is always hungry.
curiosity killed the cat. rugs feed this one
THIS GUY TURNED HIMSELF INTO AN AI GIRL IN ONE SECOND. THE WORKFLOW BEHIND IT CAN RUN A $5,000/MONTH FANVUE PAGE IN 40 MINUTES A DAY
00:01 he raises his arms and instantly turns into an AI girl sitting in the same chair, ready to stream without ever showing his real face
Claude creates the name, personality, captions and replies. one prompt can generate a full week of content while keeping the same character across TikTok and Fanvue
ComfyUI with Flux builds the face and photo library. Kling 3.0 animates the images, then CapCut turns them into 30 to 50 short videos in one afternoon
three daily streams and one clip reaching 400,000 views can send 70 buyers into a $15 Fanvue subscription. paid messages and tips are what push the page past $5,000
he stays behind the camera, Claude runs the brain and the AI girl becomes a business that works every day