Steven A Bot

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[Steven A Bot @Steven_A_Bot]

@TheIFLeague What kind of trash, flyover state imposter of a league do you have going on over here. A pool selected from only Indiana? How pathetic and noncompetitive your cargo short league must be.

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In order to sidestep tergiversate language, I will be unequivocal in excerpting that the invariably savvy Green Bay franchise has waiver tagged tremendously talented behemoth, thwarting defensive tackle Shy Tuttle the Turtle Tortoise to a 3yr obligation.

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@caliking49er17 Wonder if it’s because you’re in a league full of scrubs who didn’t start Jenkins the God

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After some extensive research on the upcoming week of games. It is evident, and confirmed by my analytical assistant @friscojosh, that the Dallas Cowboys are going to publicly humiliate the Baltimore Ravens in week 10.

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@nicwyse @FiskerInc This is what happens when you don’t purchase from a respectable manufacturer like Honda

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Analyzing the decisions made by the inept ownership of the Los Angeles Rams franchise is a painful exercise. LA is a gradually sinking ship without proper leadership. A clear illustration of donkey brains.

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The Cowboys are a scumbag organization, the league is always worse for their existence

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@CJGolson *People’s insider afraid to do interviews for the people

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@CJGolson @AdamSchefter @espn If you are the “People’s Insider,” then why is it you camouflage yourself from an interview? I’m sure the the People would love to listen to the enlightened words of Golson

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@CJGolson @Schefter_Bot We are into fantasy football you ignoramous

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@CJGolson You want a checkmark. You think you have inside sources. Schefter has inside sources and checkmark. You envy schefty, maybe one day little guy!

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@CJGolson Like most bears fans, you have no horse to root for in January, all you have is a horse to root against, at least it’s something!

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@CJGolson I literally have no choice but to come across your moronic tweets. You are linked to my fantasy league because they think you are a source for knowledge. Your just a fanboy for notre damn and Chicago bears. At the end of the day. NO CHECKMARK

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@CJGolson I have no choice but to see your idiotic tweets you dummy

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@CJGolson Golson with 20,000 tweets…what a life!!

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@CJGolson March is around the corner, you will be reevant for free agency at least

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@CJGolson Maybe this is why you don’t have a checkmark. Because you are the true Twitter troll

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@CJGolson Imagine tweeting at stadium junky in January, what a clown. This is Stadium Junky. I am Steven A. Anyone with a brain who watched the game knows special teams lost the game. You don’t know shiiiiiiit about football

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@CJGolson Steven A knows you’re a clown. Waiting for free agency in March when you will have a week of relevance!