Steven Dodd

Professional egg enthusiast. Amateur Dad. Creative Director at Creature. All views my own and not those of the BBC.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

Have the confidence to make a crisp sandwich at your desk.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

ChatGPT but for helping you work out how long the yoghurt in your fridge has been open.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

@SkyHelpTeam They have contacted me. But no-one ever has as solution. It's either "an Openreach issue" - which adds 72 hours onto every interaction (with nobody at Openreach having solutions either), or I need to speak to another team, who then take 72 hours to get in touch. Ridiculous.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

@SkyHelpTeam I've tried that - every day for 3 weeks. Nobody can get the right Openreach team to fix the issue, and every time it takes 1-3 days to speak to someone at Sky who might be able to give me an update. If it wouldn't put me back to the start, I'd cancel Sky before it's even begun.

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@Made_By_Mistry @Will_Humphrey Wait 'til the second one can move...

(SE beer soon, Dip?)

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

Spotify Wrapped but for all the types of poo my kids make me deal with.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

@benharris Eaten a Viennetta lately?

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@NuneatonBear86 @AvantiWestCoast Don’t even NEED a timetable at the minute. Just… can the ticket I’ve bought be used the next day after a strike? Feels like a fairly straightforward business decision you can make for customers ahead of time.

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@AvantiWestCoast Surely you have some sort of plan in place for ticket flexibility already? These strikes aren't new news. Not asking for timetables - but people being able to plan accordingly is the least you could help with now.

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@AvantiWestCoast Ok cool. Assume we can use Saturday tickets on services on the Sunday, then?

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@Creature_Ben Too long [to read], baby!

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@YesTom @Konstanho 100% this. On reflection: 7.8/10, would recommend.

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@YesTom @Konstanho Got a train from Sheffield at 8am (post-4am finish) for this. Couldn't get a beer in the ground. Got stuck amongst Thurrock fans for the whole (awful) first half.
0.5/10 would not recommend.

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@Vitu_E

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Spending ten minutes with your two year old explaining why each toy has to be in a specific position on the floor.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

These days, if you don’t watch the Queen’s funeral you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail (children included).

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

Every Brit in the UK (children included) should be obligated to watch the Queens funeral as it will forever be a huge part of British history and further education! As sad as Queen Elizabeth II passing is, it has really united the people which I thought was an impossible task 👏🏼

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

Might get really into brass rubbings.

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

@davidkolbusz Ruin/improve some great films by slipping those dad jeans onto their closing scenes... https://t.co/QowYj4sRng

[Steven Dodd @steven_dodd]

*a DJ

[Reggie Flowers @reggieflowers_]

When we are faithless, God is faithful.