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@TheStingisBack PS. I thought it was Bob doing both characters at the start, then the twist being it was vic doing the dancing (which was even funnier).

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@TheStingisBack Ever since seeing this, if I hear Faith, then I start doing the ‘Decker moves’.

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@liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Ticketmaster saying ‘Oops our bad’ in a message after four hours of waiting then kicking me out to the back of the queue isn’t good enough. When will artists stop using these fucking robbing jokers. I thought Oasis would have had enough clout to do something different.

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@Tim_Burgess Great gig At Scarborough. Our lads first ever gig. Blown away! Brilliant memory for him. Cheers!!

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@checkmatetrain Disappointed. I knew Q44 was B.
99.1%

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@PC_Angry Well said. A well turned out officer look better on camera when being pushed about by some feral gang.

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@brianmoore666 She has a signature that looks as bad as one you do with your finger on one of those devices a delivery driver hands you when signing for a parcel.

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@ilovenostalgia My dad put one on our phone. Same place as the photo, on the zero. Totally useless as the dial still turned so all the numbers were still useable. It needs to be on the 1 to stop it turning! Poor fella couldn’t work out with the bills we’re still the same!!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

A favour everyone. We may not have the millionaire backers of GB news but we are doing our very best to hold this Government to account by reporting the unvarnished facts UK news shows choose to ignore.If you like our reports please help us reach more people with a RT & follow🙏

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@BBCNews They need to ban those Knife Shoes.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Teesside latest: the many porkie-pies produced by newly-enobled Ben Houchen in the past fortnight alone - and the money his newly-knighted pal Simon Clarke MP forgot to declare. All in the brand new Private Eye, in shops today.

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@TopVideosOnly No harm in cooking in a plastic bag? She’s only 23!

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@ViciousVideos The look when you don’t want to be involved in any of it.

[Shiiine On @ShiiineOn_]

Released on this day in 1985

The Smiths : Meat Is Murder

What's your favourite track on the album ... ?

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y worth over £51k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/cUzUPGCAPg

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Scrap subsidised food for MPs
Scrap subsidised rail for MPs
Scrap subsidised energy for MPs

Then Tory MPs might understand why price rises are hurting ordinary people.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Wholesale Gas has just crashed to a new low. Just 150p per therm compared to 702p in August.

An energy boss who’s company made £20 billion profit last year today says high energy bills are here to stay.

We must fight back. This is a rip off.

[ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ™️ @MANCHESTERMUS10]

JFM PLAYS GEEETAR
Now that’s an album title right there eh

JOHNNY MARR • Nowhere Fast
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
I am a man of means, of slender means

Don’t you agree an album of Johnny playing instrumentals would be amazing? @Johnny_Marr #TheSmiths #johnnymarr

[Jamie Susskind @jamiesusskind]

I try to be fair, but I do just think it is professionally dubious to write a glowing column about the PM in the Comment pages of the Times without mentioning he’s your best friend and was best man at your wedding.

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Corsa-e Anniversary Edition worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th September. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be foun: https://t.co/cUzUPGCAPg