Bruce

if you’re a female and you’re reading this dm me. i got my blood pressure under control.

[Bruce @steven_slices]

A girl stopped me on the street last week and said, “OMG i always see your profile on Hinge.” And that was a huge personal low point for me

[Art Vandelay @TomCardone1]

When they’re wondering just how many beers you can drink at the family party https://t.co/W09aQKimck

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@emmalinaxo1 wait.. this is so weird because i was thinking about that last night

[Bruce @steven_slices]

Moment of silence, pouring one out tn

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

DEVELOPING: Firefighters rushed to the iconic Jim’s Steaks on 4th and South streets Friday morning after smoke was reported coming out of the building. https://t.co/69qLSP45vm

[Bruce @steven_slices]

Is this girl at the airport bar the hottest girl in the world, or am i just alone at the airport?

[Bruce @steven_slices]

italy has two things right, $1 espresso shots everywhere and high speed rail

[Bruce @steven_slices]

In Florence and wondering if Hard Rock Cafes are back? Seeing a lot of Hard Rock T’s here

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@emmalinaxo1 literally

[Bruce @steven_slices]

good morning

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@DudeBeinAGuy What’s it’s name? DogBeinAPup?

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@emmalinaxo1 me and you? 🤔

[Bruce @steven_slices]

every day they find new ways
to be comically bad

[Bruce @steven_slices]

this phillies team is pathetic

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@DaN_BrOwN8 I can’t do it anymore

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@RatchetThreese don’t let the stop you! keep pushing

[Bruce @steven_slices]

If you see me in Dewey or OCMD this weekend say hello! 😎

[Bruce @steven_slices]

how can the stretch of 95 from delaware to the philadelphia airport consistently be the worst stretch of highway ever built

[Bruce @steven_slices]

@DudeBeinAGuy carving 🔪

[Bruce @steven_slices]

Tito’s soda, close it

[Bruce @steven_slices]

Flight attendant on my plane CLOGGED the toilet taking a HUGE dump and rendered one bathroom useless for our whole flight

[Bruce @steven_slices]

camera off in my meeting, promise i’m not picking my nose