Steven Toast

Screen and voice actor based in London, UK.
A total bloody parody!

Contact : Jane Plough, Agent.

No time wasters.

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@RayPurchase Even if the price is right, your deviant antics are wrong

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"Why are you dressed as the man from Del Mon-taaay?"

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@RayPurchase Damn you Purchase and damn your plastic surgery related skulduggery. That mildly irritated me!

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Bloody hilarious, my friends! http://t.co/aRqBQN4jna

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A wonderful and noteworthy young actor - http://t.co/UFE9sT51S2

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I'm very much looking forward to my series airing on Channel 4, not least because it will give me some much needed material for twitter

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Today I was presented with a script. It was so poor that my monocle literally popped out, my friends!

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My musical has been derailed due to an injunction by a chap who can only be named by using a spoonerism of his real name. David Dimbleby.

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@RayPurchase Why don't you sit on a fork, you insufferable cretin!

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RT for a chance to have a genuine Steven Toast tweet appear in the news feed of all your followers

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@RayPurchase The only driver you have, Raymond, is the one covered in dust inside your golf bag!

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My driver told me that there is an underground network of "tube-trains" beneath central London. Needless to say, I've sacked the buffoon.

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@simTesting bravo, good sir

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@simTesting You'll get full credit if that's used, my friend. The opening number is to be entitled "Question Time-Space Continuum"

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This is a disaster, I can find literally nothing that rhymes with Dimbleby!

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Day off from the theatre. I shall spend it working on my new script- a musical based on the life of David Dimbleby

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Idea for a situation comedy: Well established London gentleman gets paid copious amounts of money to drink whiskey and spout witticisms

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I seem to have misplaced my shoe. Is it under your bed @RayPurchase ?

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I'd thank you not to read any reviews of tonight's performance. Suffice to say, it was derailed when I noticed a chap wearing trainers.

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@Steven_Toast I can imagine. That Clem Fandango was some hard taskmaster.