Steven Agius

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Guys if you’re broke, just focus on making $30 a day.

$20 x 7 = $140 a week
$140 x 30 = $4200 a month
$4200 x 52 = $218,400 a year

Whatever it takes, making 6 figs ain’t that hard.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

It was just a hockey game.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

[daz @MetamateDaz]

What’s wrong babe? You don’t seem excited for another work week where 40% of your hard earned money is given to the evil global elites

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Kids were watching this shit while their Dad sat in the Dad Chair having his nightly flashbacks to the horrors of the Pacific

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

There are two types of Men:

1. Those who fear having to fight a home intruder naked
2. Those who intend to

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

A lot of you niggas got him beat

[Juno Guinevere @FelineHexes]

startup idea: let's poison every ocean and end all life on earth

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

JUST IN: NLE Choppa has submitted a bid to buy OnlyFans for $25,000 in cash

The company is valued at an estimated $8,000,000,000

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

We really need public spaces separated by credit scores. Imagine the 800+ airport terminal.

[RGF @ReplyGuyFieri69]

@BleacherReport Jake Paul is to boxing what The Savannah Bananas are to baseball

[Douglas @douglas1271941]

Imagine the warriors posted Draymond in a thong after he choked out Rudy

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[adambolt @Diamondbolt7]

balls itch

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

[qntm @qntm]

Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[AB @AB84]

They share the same 18 chicks throughout several sports leagues 😂. #CTESPN