stevie

retired bottom - ceo of “i’m tweeting that”

[stevie @stevencoookk]

y2k fire crotch is back
-megan thee stallion

[classic man @inkredableXR]

very disappointed popular nightclub in Chelsea “The Eagle” went woke 🫩

[mac @MacDoesIt]

NYC Pride is crazy. I never wanna walk again ❤️

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Smoking weed before going somewhere else to smoke weed there is top tier

[luca @jussawhole]

My job is actually really great I just hate working

[theLeadingVibe🍃 @apOfph1]

i love smelling weed in public it feels like a hug

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Don’t date a baddie if you can’t afford her weed addiction

[m :) @vuse_lover]

It’s so hard to want a rich boyfriend when bartenders look like that

[stevie @stevencoookk]

yall did sol SO FUCKING dirty bro i hate all of u oh my god

[stevie @stevencoookk]

similes*

[stevie @stevencoookk]

scincere’s metaphors being even stupider than amaya’s

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

Kinda funny that "certain" people were predicting Sharia Law & mass population exodus in NYC from the Mamdani era, and instead it's like the most joyous the city has ever been 😂

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

this episode is still one of my biggest (realistic) fears ever.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

when you realise you're not just a teenager with no money anymore you're a broke adult.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime