steve cumper

Country cook, raconteur, bon-vivant, editor-at-large, political fixer, 7 time winner Tour de France + Lifestyle Curator at large

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@RNBreakfast Heritier Lumumba articulately conveyed his reaction to Collingwood's spin yesterday with great dignity + poise in stark contrast to Collingwood's whom sweatily scrambled to control the narrative. The scripted kiss to Jodie Sizer at the end was calculated + repugnant

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‘the loneliness of the long-distance oyster-shucker’ artist unknown https://t.co/FAA04c6bLk

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The very talented Steve from Worthy Creative did this pic of an unhappy Michelle Obama getting knocked of the no 1 bestseller list at Fullers Bookshop #atableinthevalley https://t.co/dnrcg4aT3I

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wouldn’t it be more helpful to call Macrons change of mind ‘Listening to the people’ rather that the pejorative ‘Backflip’ or ‘Cave-in’?

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Hi Y'all,
We recently launched our new book on the Huon called 'A Table in the Valley'. I'll be doing an event at the Taste of Tasmania this year where you'll get to try some delicious… https://t.co/RFXJpMDOYE

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moods of creme caramel #PubLife #FernTreeTav #HauteTav https://t.co/KaZqPpZBeh

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super excited to have the new kitchen installed at the Tav! #PubLife #FernTreeTav #HauteTav https://t.co/qwsLeFnIbM

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slow roasted queenie blue, goat curd, salsa verde + pomegranate #PubLife #FernTreeTav https://t.co/xkpOQRC5RL

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it’s time for a new slogan for ScoMo + his cohort to recite due to the appalling deaths of women due to domestic violence #StopTheBlokes

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A Table in The Valley https://t.co/YNioL1CUck

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A Table in The Valley https://t.co/YNioL1CUck

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Hey why not grow feathers from chicken nuggets instead?

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@whiteswine Nuh

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@ms_mimi_colette 🤓

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I was recently told I had as much of a way with words as Lorem Ipsum does-Is that a good thing?

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@theprovenance hey Michael, congratulations my friend on your welll deserved + ongoing accolades, you are a regional(but not limited to)inspiration, cheers Steve

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given Alan Jones’s previous form for lewdness in loos, would he be descriminated against if he were a student at one of ScoMoPhobes schools?

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ok I’ve been over ‘bespoke’ for a while now, ‘my journey’ also raises my ire + now I must add ‘hygge’ to my expanding lexicon of words/sayings that cause me ‘involuntary eye roll’

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@johnlcoghlan sorry John it’s gone already!

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it’s off to the printers, on sale late November https://t.co/uE6rCMExMc