Muhammed Al-Wanjala

An Honest Vibe Coder!

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

@cm_wein Creepy asf

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Kuzungusha kahawa si kazi rahisi bana

[Roczana @im_roczana]

Anything to avoid farming

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Alcohol Intelligence (AI) has shown me wonders today.

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.

Prayers!

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Durk is bigger than all these rappers!

[HZN RAP @hznrap__]

LIL DURK X FUTURE

“GORILLA GLUE“ (unreleased)

This one is too hard 😤🔥🔥

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

🤣🤣🤣

[βοβ👾 @bobtweets_]

Kfc mtaani I was unfamiliar with your game

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😂😂😂

[𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧  @thikapundit]

Hii ya leo nimescan ikaleta mavuno fertilizer mamae

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

@cm_wein Umemeza dawa mzee?😆

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Free My hommie Muwop!

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

After being found guilty of his role in FBG Duck’s murder, Muwop says he’s waiting on the judge’s decision on his motion for acquittal or a new trial. 👀

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

@cm_wein 😂😂😂😂
Look at this goon, I'm from chicago

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Whats not happening!!

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

🚨 Real Madrid confirm Fede Valverde has been diagnosed with a grade 3 anal tear

The Uruguayan midfielder will be out for two weeks

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Goated!!🤣🤣

[Liloh♡ @Liloh254]

Huyu ameintroduce baby mama ati relative from baby’s side😂😂

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

You cant be this stupid!

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@_mxgel Acha nichungulie archives nione

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In my prime me and this boomer @_mxgel

[The Alternative Power Plug @alternativeJT]

Pale local wakati kong'o imeingia kwa kichwa.

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

🤣

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Naamshwa na nduru kwa ploti kumbe ni morning boner ilitokea kwa dirisha ikanyonga caretaker

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

@_mxgel Mko down sana

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😆

[Karungi Sarah @Karungisera2]

Arsenal saw Brighton 3- 2 Manchester United.

And Arsenal said, let me show you how it done.

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@_mxgel @cm_wein @Puck_254 😂😂😂

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

Free my hommie.
@_mxgel

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚 𝗣𝗘𝗗𝗗𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗦, 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗦 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚𝗦

A visit to a detained boyfriend instead landed a 26-year-old woman in police custody, after officers manning Buruburu Police Station's report office desk discovered bhang hidden inside a loaf of bread.

Bernice Achieng had come to see her boyfriend, currently held in police custody, and asked officers to pass him the loaf.

But the unsealed package raised suspicion and upon search, five rolls of bhang and a matchbox were discovered buried deep in the loaf of bread.

The find prompted a further search, turning up a further seven rolls of bhang stuffed in the pocket of her jacket, making it twelve rolls in total recovered.

Achieng, is now in custody with the exhibits secured and is expected to be arraigned.

Elsewhere in Thika, a drug peddler is in police custody after a high-speed motorcycle chase through Kairi, Thika West, ended in a crash, and over 300 rolls of bhang were recovered from his possession.

The suspect and his female pillion passenger spotted a police roadblock. Sensing trouble, the duo gunned the engine in a desperate bid to vanish.

But fate had other plans. Near Ree Supermarket, the rider misjudged a speed bump, and the motorcycle got out of control leading to a crash. In the chaos, his female pillion passenger melted into the crowd and slipped away.

The rider John Mwangi, alias "Bombay," was not as fortunate and was arrested on the spot.

A search of his cargo led to the recovery of 300 rolls of bhang, plus another 3 kilograms wrapped tightly in yellow polythene and strapped to the seat.

Mwangi is in custody at Kimuchu Police Station undergoing processing pending arraignment.

#FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

I have just learnt that Senator Cyrus Jirongo passed away last December in a motor accident. I was not aware that he had died.
This is very sad. Jirongo was a good and patriotic leader who served his country with dedication. We shall miss him. My condolences go to his family, relatives, friends and the people of Kenya. May his soul rest in peace.

[Muhammed Al-Wanjala @Stevendarrio]

@cm_wein @_mxgel @Puck_254 Heri nyinyi mnaeka moshi kwa lungs zenu. Siezi weka moshi kwa lungs mimi