El capitán

Software Engineer, tweets are mine.

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[El capitán @_mxgel]

Now I have to go get that doctorate.

Befitting tribute to @LEoWafula.

Rest well my friend 🕊️

[El capitán @_mxgel]

Alright,

It would have been a waste to name a model Sakuna and it be shiet.

Awesome!

[Sakana AI @SakanaAILabs]

Introducing Sakana Fugu: A full multi-agent orchestration system accessible via a single model API.

Our ‘Fugu Ultra’ model matches the performance of Fable and Mythos, delivering frontier capability without the risk of export controls.

Try it: https://t.co/hhO6qTawgb 🐡

[El capitán @_mxgel]

@brendaotin @SomoinaKapeen Bless that man.

[El capitán @_mxgel]

De Paul.

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Lionel Messi getting a haircut ahead of tomorrow's game. 🇦🇷

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

Fathers raising their sons to question and resist a social order based on emotionalism and feminism is the single biggest threat to the sociopolitical power of women.

Be ungovernable.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

@eastblocvisuals Love to hear the story of the random African who lived in Moscow during 1990s

[El capitán @_mxgel]

It's very patient.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ebola is waiting for World Cup to end

[El capitán @_mxgel]

Bro, the comments 😆

Doku, the midwife.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨👶 Jérémy Doku could temporarily leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be present for the birth of his son, and the debate has exploded across Europe. 🇧🇪

French journalist France Pierron didn't hold back:

🗣️ Pierron: "Are you seriously telling me these players have sacrificed everything to come to the World Cup, and you're leaving just to cut an umbilical cord? 😳

You're lucky enough to play in a World Cup. It's an incredible privilege, and hundreds of footballers would do anything to be in your position. That opportunity might never come around again in your life.

And you're going to throw it all away just to attend your child's birth?

It's a moment where the father isn't really needed. He has a symbolic role. You hold her hand and take a photo. And then what?

You're going to miss 10 hours, experience an emotional high, and be exhausted afterwards. You can't miss a World Cup.

Some people may have gone into debt just to get to the World Cup, maybe sacrificed everything to be there, and you're leaving to cut an umbilical cord..." 😳

The reaction has completely split fans. Some believe family comes before everything, while others see the World Cup as an opportunity that may never come around again. 🌍

What would you do: stay with your national team or be there for your son's birth? 🤔

[Barragers @barragers]

Clavicular shows off his new outfit while exploring Paris 👀

[El capitán @_mxgel]

Watching Japan's game, my minion asks why Son is not playing.

I have to explain that he's Korean.

[El capitán @_mxgel]

Marc is so used to having these podcasts in Spanish hahaha.

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

"How old are you?" 🤣

Not the question we expected from this post-Sprint podcast trio 🎙️👀

#MotoGP #CzechGP 🇨🇿

[El capitán @_mxgel]

He's romantic.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ina weza haiwezi? Introducing Timmy Kinuthia Tdat. Even in my most Lambistic days ufala kaa hii sikuwai ata fikiria

[Kaka @KAKA]

Reunidos 🇧🇷⚽️

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Keep your wounds private.

You are not the only one suffering,

If other men were to show you their wounds, you would be shocked.

Every time you expose your wounds of suffering to random people,

You hand people the power to hurt you even more.

#MasculinitySaturday

[El capitán @_mxgel]

It happens, a lot.

[Deedy @deedydas]

Most software engineers are facing an identity crisis bordering on depression.

As CTOs aggressively evangelize tokenmaxxing, a class divide ensues.

The lazy. The lazy push code. They don't write it. They don't manually test it. They don't even read it. They're on autopilot. See Jira ticket, prompt for task, submit code. Many of them are barely on their computer the whole day. A comment on the PR asking why they did this? The lazy ask AI. A Slack message? The lazy ask AI. Need to prepare for standup? The lazy ask AI. As long as it sounds enough like them and isn't detected. Some of the lazy are even overemployed, and work multiple jobs. The lazy smart ones get away with this, and even rewarded. After all, software engineering for the lazy is just a dance to convince your colleagues you're smart and hard working.

The craftsmen. The craftsmen are tired. Very tired. 15 PRs in queue. Slack blowing up. The entire burden of review falls on the craftsman. The burden of understanding. They try. They work their way through the code, thoughtfully commenting to improve what ships. The response? A lazy: "That's a clever idea! You're absolutely right." with an incorrect change. It's fine, the craftsman says. I can fix them. They write a doc urging his colleagues to be better. The next day? 20,000 line PR to review. Day after day, their workload grows. Bugs seep into production. No one seems to care. Another round of AI is thrown at it. Their animosity to their colleagues rises. Eventually, they give up. It's just not what it used to be. The craft they loved is dead. They eventually wake up, a lazy.

This isn't all companies. Many companies are genuinely more productive, adopt the right set of principles and practices around AI development and have highly talented teams that trust each other. It tends to happen in bigger companies that are 10+yrs old with a higher talent variance. But it happens. A lot.

[Deedy @deedydas]

Most software engineers are facing an identity crisis bordering on depression.

As CTOs aggressively evangelize tokenmaxxing, a class divide ensues.

The lazy. The lazy push code. They don't write it. They don't manually test it. They don't even read it. They're on autopilot. See Jira ticket, prompt for task, submit code. Many of them are barely on their computer the whole day. A comment on the PR asking why they did this? The lazy ask AI. A Slack message? The lazy ask AI. Need to prepare for standup? The lazy ask AI. As long as it sounds enough like them and isn't detected. Some of the lazy are even overemployed, and work multiple jobs. The lazy smart ones get away with this, and even rewarded. After all, software engineering for the lazy is just a dance to convince your colleagues you're smart and hard working.

The craftsmen. The craftsmen are tired. Very tired. 15 PRs in queue. Slack blowing up. The entire burden of review falls on the craftsman. The burden of understanding. They try. They work their way through the code, thoughtfully commenting to improve what ships. The response? A lazy: "That's a clever idea! You're absolutely right." with an incorrect change. It's fine, the craftsman says. I can fix them. They write a doc urging his colleagues to be better. The next day? 20,000 line PR to review. Day after day, their workload grows. Bugs seep into production. No one seems to care. Another round of AI is thrown at it. Their animosity to their colleagues rises. Eventually, they give up. It's just not what it used to be. The craft they loved is dead. They eventually wake up, a lazy.

This isn't all companies. Many companies are genuinely more productive, adopt the right set of principles and practices around AI development and have highly talented teams that trust each other. It tends to happen in bigger companies that are 10+yrs old with a higher talent variance. But it happens. A lot.

[El capitán @_mxgel]

@cm_wein @Akokerryy We live among creatures, bro

[Paul Spacey ⚽️ @PaulSpacey]

The biggest failure in American soccer is how we think about athleticism.

We chase bigger, faster, and stronger like it’s the main goal.

🧵

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

This house design has a permanent residence in my mind. It is a dream.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[El capitán @_mxgel]

Yo, I am howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Messi Satoru sees Ronaldo again after the Congo game