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[sVen @StevenG74]

Where else are you going to find fresh panda in a food court setting?

[sVen @StevenG74]

@OhDagEmily I was once backpacking on the superior trail and saw a bear walking up ahead of me. I kind of jogged ahead and climbed on a rock for a better view and then just froze in my own stupidity when I realized I just RAN TOWARDS A BEAR

[sVen @StevenG74]

@tropicanapussy I saw a lady at wing stop use the soda machine to wash her hands once

[sVen @StevenG74]

@GrillCheezKilla Jesus Saves
Steven Spends

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@doinkpatrol @preachy_spice Can’t believe he doesn’t have 9 or 11 toes

[sVen @StevenG74]

@wapplehouse Needs more Sudafed

[sVen @StevenG74]

@amahnke I played on my kids game cube for a month before I wrapped it for Xmas just to hold some pride

[sVen @StevenG74]

This is the best tweet to ever have been twoted

[Bootz💤 @Its_Bootz]

My grandparents just gave me a mint condition GameCube as a surprise because they know I love video games. They think it’s new 😂🥺

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Burnt-Out Woman Hopes After-Hours Message From Boss Just Unwanted Sexual Advance https://t.co/eU4y7KxL3q

[sVen @StevenG74]

😐😐😐

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#BREAKING US warns Cuba against violence targeting protesters

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@xmatthewbx Excellent! I’m thinking I just saw it there on Friday while driving by

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@xmatthewbx Whence?!

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Just @ me next time

[sVen @StevenG74]

Watching people on here try to decide if they want to seem like they’ve always cared more about Cubans or Haitians is pretty funny

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@CierraouslyArt My dad, a farmer who wears shorts roughly once every 8 years, had those striped bad boys near the top right!

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@girlziplocked My daughter will never forgive him for ruining her Milwaukee Tools

[sVen @StevenG74]

How many times do you think the boys in Metallica had to look up how to spell anesthesia while naming the songs on Kill Em All?

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@RaxKingIsDead