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oh shit waddup

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whats really funny is when you havent been dating somebody for 5 months and they're still tripping about everything you do lol

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new evidence shows that pick up lines involving George Bush work 9 times out of 11

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look, people, all i ask for is something like Jim and Pam have.

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4th of July is on a monday so Indiana legalizes sunday alcohol sales. its lit.

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i swear every time i talk about my feelings it blows up in my face lol

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@emilyh8syou this happens to me more than I like to admit

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its a four lokos kind of night

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I either skip breakfast or have like 6 bowls of cereal.

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and my friend just asked me if Anne Frank was the girl that invented hot dogs

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3 of clock a.m. in the morning and i found a thread about who would win in a fight between Anne Frank and Helen Keller.

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hop on it early https://t.co/GuI3F7Kcyo via @YouTube

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i've pulled 3 all nighters this week to watch The Office. this summer is going really good i think.

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pouring chocolate syrup into a mouthful of milk and swishing it around truly is one of the finer things in life.

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...what if i slept at night instead of browsing dank memes?

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newly discovered drunk footage very important

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Hakuna matata

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Everybody is good at something

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Fun fact: I failed English 12 so today was actually my last day of school

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but its okay at least i have finals today :~)