Esteban Smiley

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[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

This is how it's done

[Nic @NicholasDGrube]

Outlandish and totally baseless rumors at Grove City College, a thread:

(Nobody is safe)

[Tri-Rhos @TriRhoBoys]

If your party doesn't involve 2 scantily clad men wrestling for a sock circled by chanting onlookers egging them on at a late hour of the night, then don't even bother inviting me.

[Tri-Rhos @TriRhoBoys]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE RHOS? KNOW THE SIGNS:

JK = Jesse Kolb
BS = Big Sloppy
PLZ = Purge alL Zenoids
WTH = Where's That (Caleb) Hood?
PPL = Post-bar PickLes
WEEB = WelcomE (back, good to) bE Back
WWJD = What (are) Wake (&) Jeb Doing (in the bathroom?!)

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

Packing a parachute is just high stakes oragami

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

@bradycomeback To be a real sjw you need to end it with 😤 instead

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

"I smacked that exam like the peanut butter baby smacks his belly, with a roar and vigor" - Daniel Carns

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

Poptarts are actually ravioli now. Change my mind

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

@bradycomeback You need insoles

[Tri-Rhos @TriRhoBoys]

The Rhos do not smoke.

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

Just 4

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

Cotton candy is the closest mankind will ever come to eating a dryer sheet

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

@bradycomeback I didn't even exist in 1995 and I don't like where this is going

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

@toomany_choices 4 tops

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

Ladies you have $100 to build the perfect man:

$100 - this guy

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

@toomany_choices @sheetz The correct answer is yes

[Esteban Smiley @stevenissmiley]

@bradycomeback ILY