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"I asked the painter why the roads are colored black. He said, Steve, it's because people leave. And no highway will bring them back."

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@GenevieveKoski Fry two cups of thinly sliced shallots and use them for: https://t.co/LGEf9GizGx

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@thomas_violence Well it IS way nicer than saying "There's something way less annoying about you... Oh, it's your glasses!"

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Casually diving into 2019 like

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@columbophile @RollingStone The photogenic ennui of a buttonphobe, trapped in a prison of linen.

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@stayoffmymind @zunijay @RissaBooo @NanNightCut @ohnoitsallen @stayfruity @lukasbattle 159 seasons * 12 episodes * 2 fake houses they were never considering * 7 minutes per house = 445.2 hours or 18.55 solid days of lies.

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@dhinkel In the oral history of Discogs Demolition, to be broadcast in 2043, we will recognize this tweet's prescience about as the fateful day vinyl fetishism died so spectacularly.

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@AndrewGillum Mmuuuiek

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@heycardis @dhinkel @veryimportant Consciousness-raising!

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Fargo season 4 script writing itself. https://t.co/ioFeKhs0l7

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@DatesInMovies @Walldo And is that a Wyatt Koch "Be Bold" shirt?

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Evergreen morning Jam: https://t.co/PhGeYEMTIM

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Stop saying "weaponize." Thanks.

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

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@LeahMathos is a little harsh about Kosta Koufos. “He looks like when they tried to fix the Jesus painting.” https://t.co/o7aaahnmkL

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

A masterpiece from Kosta Koufous

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@MaryAnnAhernNBC

[Valentina D'Efilippo @defilippovale]

tmr is #RemembranceDay2017 - war’s been a constant element of the century and sadly it’s not over. dataviz at https://t.co/ysLOusGTeL #poppyfield #LestWeForget https://t.co/A17aZC6Dn4

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Not sure that this should have blown my mind, but it kind of did. https://t.co/QnghEaAPQO