love island bomb shell application:
name: lez
age: 44
about me: married with 3 kids. head of the morrisons security team. love lasses an lasses love me. once chinned an alpaca an high score of 987 on that boxing machine. smoke 20 a day an will still blow you off your feet.
Imagine being that guy pacing around the room waiting for Price to come back for 3 darts at double 18 to win you 12k and Rob Cross who has had a shocking leg does this. 🤢 🤢 🤢
pub. havoc. bloke recognises me. says a owe him 40 bar. bollocks. he gets aggressive. flips a table. picks it up. throws it my way. bounces off me. i stand firm. tough. hardest man in here. jab him in beak. he drops. dragged out off bar staff. this my pub. this my rules. idiot.
xmas eve. graftin. piss take. gaurdin the veg aisle. lass approaches. beast of a bird. asks where the parsnips are. sold out. tel her she wouldnt get one if she pulled her kegs down n begged for it. she slaps me. put her in a head lock. evict from shop. fuckin slappa. not in mood
gareth bale must have one of the craziest goal catalogues in football history.
people don’t know what they’re talking about these days comparing him to players like saka. 😂
Our MOTM and highlights from yesterday. Be careful on the half turn when Brett is around.
Unfortunately the 4th goal corrupted so we only have goals 1-3 this week 📸⚽️