Steven Kroll

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

The more complex the handshake. the less complex the individual.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

#hiphop 'We’re Not Afraid of Trump.' Watch the Eminem Freestyle Everyone's Talking About https://t.co/O3voJjlp6I

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Johnstown Never Believed #Trump Would Help. They Still Love Him Anyway. https://t.co/y6MOg6wFLB

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

A cat. by any other name. is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

ah. corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

#TheWalkingDead Creator Brings The Series To An End https://t.co/Y6wMDmbK01

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

you must have a special kind of death wish if you have your read receipts on and still ignore my texts.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today. but took it off after a woman shouted 'you go girl!' from across the street.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means. but it's stupid!

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me. and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

Daddy. am I going to die someday? No. youre the only immortal being in the entire world. Goodnight. stupid.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but thats not much worse

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

If you tell me to make myself at home. don't be surprised when I take my pants off and drink all your vodka.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

Everybody who believes in telekinesis raise MY right hand.

[Steven Kroll @stevenkroll953]

Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked. exchanged info. and she said her 'insurance would call' me. Someones still carrying a torch!