Steven Lyle

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Never been this fat in my life! #fatfuck

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Are my neighbours actually having a laugh the day? Al ram that drill up his arse FS it's Sunday!!

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

@LannaHarrison just seeing this haha!!, my one true love😂😂😂

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

God only knows what I'd do without my mum!!, she's some woman!

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Oh dear it's amazing how you can Perceive someone so different, then catch them talking about you!! 😂...🖕🏻

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

This half sleep carryon is driving me mental!,I've been writing things on my business twitter page thats supposed to be on my personal page🙄

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Mark my words i will NEVER do another single person a favour, because clearly no one thinks anymore if you!!, they can get on with it!!

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Totally forgot where I was, sitting in McDonald's myself and just done an offa rift and about 2 tables full of folk stared at me☺️

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Ha just found that my new car can park it's self😂😂!!, I'm scared to try it

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Offa no proud of myself the day

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Linzi took the dog to the vets all serious asking if it had Down syndrome

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Ma mums basically just told the guy on the phone to put someone on the phone that can atleast talk English...RACIST BITCH!!!😂

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

I hate even sitting getting someone els to wash my car!, always feels awkward😂

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

This will be the longest day of my life waiting for this new car to come!!

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

Ma grans on Facebook giving folk a diagnosis for their sore een!, theirs nothing that woman doesn't know 😂😂😂

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

1 more sleep WOOOOHHHOOOOOO🚗

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

I see Ochiltree is teaming out in their thousands for the commercial opening the night, 3 folk

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

@xJillianChristi a Ken, and that makes me feert💃🏻, I'm feert I won't stop 🍾

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

@xJillianChristi ohh defiantly some festive carryon is needed!! For sure!!💃🏻

[Steven Lyle @stevenlylee]

@xJillianChristi aye that's where I'm at, either die a blow out or a dramatic change!😂😂