steven meek

World domination is it possible?Just an everyday kinda chap.Mahoosive motor sports fan #F1,#MotoGP,#WRC,#WTCC,#WEC,#BTCC, and a liking for general stuff.Join me

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Remembering Jack Brabham on what would of been his 89thBirthday RIP #LEGEND @BrabhamOfficial @brabsracer @MattyBrabs

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Most of the girls i grew up With watched Grease and Dreamt of being Sandy...
But they actually turned Out to be more like
Rizzo!!! — feeling sarcastic

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I have an Extremely smelly Bottom!!!

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Today’s kids will never Know how to play Minesweeper...

Because neither
Did We!!! — feeling thoughtful

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If i make you
Breakfast in bed.
A simple
“Thank you” Is all i ask. Not all this “How did you Get in my house?” SHIT!!! — feeling amused

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I ain’t saying it’s rough Where i live but the local
Tesco’s is selling
Fathers Day Cards In packs of 5!!! — feeling thoughtful

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What should a Wife/Girlfriend
Do to her Asshole
Before having Sex???
Send him down the Pub!!! — feeling thoughtful

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Happy Unimaginative Consumerist-Orientated And Entirely Arbitrary, Manipulative Shallow Interpretation Of Romance Day — feeling loved

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I’m at that age where my Mind still thinks it’s 29, My humour suggests
I’m 12, and my body asks You sure you ain’t dead Already!!! — feeling amused

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Remember when we used To think people in their 20’s were adults and had Their shit together???
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaHelpme!!!

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Woke this morning With this urge to do Something
Mildly illegal!!! — feeling concerned

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I Love Sarcasm!!!
It’s like punching People in the face
But with words!!! — feeling thoughtful

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If an illegal immigrant Gets into A fight with a
Sex offender
Is that
Alien vs. Predator🤔

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To be Frank with my FaceFlockFocker Family!!!

I’d have to change my Name!!! — feeling thoughtful

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I'm not on drugs, nor Have i ever been on Them!!!
So why am i so
"Fucking Weird!!!"
😂😂😂 — feeling confused

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Helpful advice for People looking for a Relationship...
99% off my socks are Single...I've never seen Them cry about it!!! — feeling thoughtful

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TRANSFINACIAL:

A rich person born Into a poor persons Body!!! — feeling amused

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I'm looking forward To summer!!!

The rain gets Warmer!!! — feeling thoughtful

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Benefits of being my Friend:
Sarcastic remarks when You expect them!!! Sarcastic remarks when You don't expect them!!!

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Never wish death on Anyone that wrongs You...
Wish sudden
Explosive Diarrhoea Whilst in public instead!!! — feeling amused