Steven Hamlin

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[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

I fucking love state fairs. The rides are just dropped on some 2x4s and strapped down with bungee chords. Is it sketchy? Yes. Am I gonna ride it? Fuck yeah. Am I going to trust my life to some guy who just did a bump of coke? Hell yeah. It doesn't get any better than this.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@SherrysDrunk I can stare at yours all day. 😉

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@SherrysDrunk Unless you're playing less experienced gamblers, you're going to lose. If you beat the house they kick your ass out. I had my draftkings account closed because I won like 20 or 30 bets in a row.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@FreddyLA7 Go to a Drum corps show.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@JoshPateCFB Dabo Swinney retires after finishing 5-7.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@Gbach2003 @JoshPateCFB We lit a mattress on fire when Lane Kiffin left. Imagine what we'd do if we win the big one.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@SherrysDrunk I'd vote yea

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@esaagar @krystalball @ryangrim @emilyjashinsky

Gas shortages are here.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@SherrysDrunk "someone will buy it"

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@brockpierson My brother in Christ have you seen Trump's haircut?

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@katagious2 I prefer my politicians to be lawyers who have strong connections with their state's democratic or Republican party who have strong funding from various PACs and lobbyists before even running over bartenders who worked in DC and met a few journalists.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@SherrysDrunk What city?

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@EnriqueTaylorr @krystalball That's not what he said.

[Steven Hamlin @stevenplaysbone]

@SherrysDrunk 4