The Mutt’s proverbial nuts.

Ex job. Gave 17 years service, then one morning stood up from my desk and simply walked out.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Y’all made a felon rapist president and a sex trafficker Attorney General.

Great fucking job.
A+.

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

TV presenter @PhilSpencerTV blocked us before for sharing this image, so we’re here to remind everyone that he takes pleasure in killing animals. He’d probably hate it if you shared this again.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

After Nigel Farage asks question at PMQs, Keir Starmer says: “I’m glad to see the honourable member making a rare appearance back here. After so much time in America recently, I was half expecting to see him in the immigration statistics”.

[Gary Gilligan @garygilligan]

Badenoch uses all her PMQ questions for flimsy, anecdotal "yah boo" jibes that encourage unseemly jeering from her MPs.

As nasty as she is flimsy.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hey Trump voter dads, you didn’t need to protect your daughters from drag queens, boys in sports, and furry groomers, you needed to protect them from rapists like Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz.

And guess what — you fucking failed.

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

Priti Patel working out how long she has to leave it before putting in a letter of no confidence in Kemi Badenoch #PMQs

[Henning Wehn @henningwehn]

In addition to my #motd role I am also free to become the new Archbishop of Canterbury, seeing I’d only be needed on Sundays!

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Someone once said:

“If you can explain your job in 1 sentence to a 7 year old, without using the job title or company, then you have a job worth doing”

Go on then

[kerry ✊💙Dont let Farage kill our NHS @hewitson10]

Jeezzzz Keir Starmer just tore Kemi Badenoch a new one, she’ll need some savlon after that 🔥

Low growth

Stagnant economy

Disastrous mini budget

£22bn black hole

And now she wants to give me advice on running the economy

NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH 🤣🤣🤣

#PMQs

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

So people are boycotting Boots because its Christmas advert has a Black woman in it. Goodness me!

[Wayne Smith @waynesmith1971.bsky.social @WayneSmithUK71]

The inheritance tax change on rural farms is a point of fairness rather than the amount of money it will raise. Why should millionaire landowners avoid tax that everyone else has to pay. It's closing a tax loophole and millionaire land owners don't like it - good #Newsnight

[Sarah @SarahAndCo3]

Kemi Badenoch at #PMQs complaining about 4-day week. She thinks staff get an extra day off - less hours for same pay!

She fails to realise that 40hrs over 4 days is still 40hrs!

Tory MPs don't work on parliamentary business a full 5 days a week. They can't cos they have 5 jobs!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If the farmers block roads like Just Stop Oil they better get 5 years each, what about somebody in an ambulance?

It's murder, etc, etc.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

We don't want 2 tier justice. So shoupd farmers causing disruption on roads etc get even longer sentences than ' Just Stop Oil' .One is hoping to save the world , the other to swerve tax on the fat wads they pass onto their dopey kids

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

On Kemi Badenoch’s performance at Prime
minister’s Questions today, LBC’s Natasha Clark:

“She’s like a puppy that has been kicked”.

Spot on…

[MrTibblesNewEra @MrTibblesNewEra]

My view on GBNEWS is as long as they keep proving what a whiney bunch of bitches the right are AND dividing the vote between Tories and Reform so neither get in power......

They can keep on going and losing foreigner's money as long as they want.

@insalubriousfed

[Paul Birch @Wakethefitup]

Blaming @UKLabour & #KeirStarmer for the state of the country at the moment is like blaming the rescue lifeboats for the sinking of the Titanic...it's not their fault.
The TORIES stripped the coffers bare & destroyed the fabric of society...never...ever...forget that.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Matt Gaetz being nominated by Trump to be US Attorney General will raise a few eyebrows...

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

We are the laughing stock of the world right now.