Yo, alligators are so chill they're practically frozen. They just be sunbathing, hanging out in the swamp, and giving no f*cks. And if you mess with them, they'll show you who's boss with those toothy grins. #AlligatorSwag#ReptileGoals 🐊😎👌
#WhywouldyoudothisDanaWhite You insignificant fuck, I am going to "ULTRAKILL" you. You do not understand the wrath you have summoned upon your psyche. I am going to stare you you so uncomfortable hard you are going to look at me and go "What?" Fear me. 🐊🐊🐊
There is nothing like a gentle beat as you sip your wine, taking in the scent of gently burnt wood, and observe her in a gently linted room slowly undressing her clothes before she realizes that I am an intruder and mean her harm. #Iamathreattoyourwellbeeing 🐊🐊🐊
I just dinkled my pants and as consequence I am forever in a constant state of shock, terror, and pure agony. I may never recover from this moment, and I pray to any divine cosmic being who will grant me mercy. 🐊🐊🐊