Steven Strauss

Taking the fun out of ukulele music since 1973. Details happily provided on request.

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@TKCODY @HeerJeet Who do you mean?

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@Gooseberry_Stew @MattGertz Stern’s apparent change of heart has been largely accepted as sincere. Who wants to punish someone for renouncing their wicked ways?

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@highflystai @judysquirrels Only when it buttressed the mythology.

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@mike_c_sharp @judysquirrels Lying about artists: zero interest.

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@judysquirrels I sensed a real rehabilitation campaign underway in the last year or so. A certain percentage of fans want the heroic approach but those who didn’t were slagging it from the start. Cassavetes it ain’t.

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@johncusack No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.

[Queen Latifah @IAMQUEENLATIFAH]

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@fauxbeatpoet Alan Rudolph was like the Henry Jaglom of Mike Leighs but the Cassavetes of Altmans.

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@fauxbeatpoet I only saw it once as a low resolution MOV file in the late nineties. I’ve always wanted to know what it really looked like.

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@Thaleresq @moultano Wrong bullshit story.

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@mswmediapods @DrSturg I like the way she talks. Like Ice T and Tom Brokaw.

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@WhiteCoatWaste Eat me

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@joshtpm @atrupar Good thing somebody is sure of God’s will. God does not talk to me.

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@lindyli @johncusack @Geetagurumurthy The McDonalds was non operational and used only to stage the photo opportunity. Bullshit upon bullshit.

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@SaulWright12 @theharryshearer That belongs in the masthead all right.

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@MoneyZelensky @TrueFactsStated Check your definitions of molest, literally, and every. Otherwise you’re good to go.

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@estradaarmory @libradunn Basing your advice to others on a hypothetical renders it useless. People’s individual circumstances prevail.

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@MaximumK75753 @RexChapman Assets do it.

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@RoughNReady1 @RexChapman Set foot on that soil. Don’t step foot anywhere. That’s show business dancing.