Steve Of The Dead

I will never forgive Taco Bell for dropping the Double Decker Taco.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

@kieranyanner ending a 3-year social media hiatus specifically to tell you I wanted very much to buy your Secret Lair today, but scalper exploits made it impossible. Thanks for the wonderful art you create.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

@BrendanFletch1 just wanted to applaud you for your scenes in #ViolentNight , looked like you had a blast filming that one. And to let you know I got visibly excited when I recognized you. You bring joy in every role, looking forward to seeing what comes next.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Hey @TSA my son is 15, and autistic. He can’t help that he’s 6’2 and has no ID. It would be great if you’d stop treating him like an animal. Thanks. Would be nice as a general rule too.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Had to break the news to my kid that @NHL postponed LAK@ARI and our annual trip to see a new team is a wash. Thanks COVID.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

*chef’s kiss* ⁦@realoverheardla⁩

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Man, Five Guys hates anything that doesn’t involve you standing 15 minutes in recirculated peanut air. Mobile, online, whatever. They ain’t starting shit until you go up and say you’re here.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

It’s 2021, #Preacher has been off the air for 1 year and 7 months, and we still don’t have a version of No Rain (Chorale) by Dave Lichens that isn’t ripped from the episode. It’s time. Please, Dave, @PreacherAMC , whomever, please.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Sweet Christmas GGG @pathofexile I haven’t been this excited -> disappointed since @anthemgame you outdid yourselves this league

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

@pathofexile 11:51pm EST

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

You know what I learned with all that free college? The people who like that I participated in that war do not value me or my existence. And the people who don’t like that I participated do not value me or my existence.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

I’m really looking forward to a day when Gen Z can forgive me for my participation in OEF/OIF so I can forgive myself

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Let me give you an example of how dumb I was when I enlisted: I was told I would do my entire enlistment in a hospital, AND I BELIEVED my recruiter.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

“You’re just like those Nazis that said ‘I was only following orders’”

No, I gave medical attention to ALL.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

“You were a puppet of a warmonger under false pretense”

Well I know that NOW.

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

@kingdomdeath yooo, I’m so glad you got a reprint coming! Can’t wait to finally crack that behemoth open

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

@kingdomdeath hello friends! I noticed the KDM page went down after previously expressing out of stock. Will KDM ever come back? I’m desperate for a copy and saved forever!

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

@kingdomdeath I saved for a long while to buy KDM 1.5 and it’s sold out! Will it be returning?

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Me, waiting for someone to hold @tacobell accountable for their obscene #TacoBell menu changes while you simps keep loving them undeservedly:

[Steve Of The Dead @steveofthedead]

Hey y’all @tacobell is out here trying to be a supervillain. They’re now getting rid of the Mexican Pizza and mini quesadillas. How can one company hate its own customers this much? Explain yourselves trash.