steven holcomb

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

@crystalrclark http://t.co/zK3fGXC0eD

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

http://t.co/LdwX4M3Lbc @vnewman82

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

http://t.co/YumSn8HPVz @tbish2126

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

http://t.co/RLcz3US8Um @p3ngu1nl0v3r

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

My parent's said I could be anything I wanted... So I became an asshole.

[Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost]

Good job, Internet! You raised $1 million in 1 day for the Reading Rainbow Kickstarter project http://t.co/WGKPv1WPq3

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I think I like Mario Kart because it indulges my fantasy of driving at high speeds while throwing garbage out of my car

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

Happy day of birth @notoriouskmb !!!

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Does Donald Sterling understand that if black people didn't come to Clippers games he'd have no starting lineup?

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

Someone recall winstons heisman.

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

Watch this dismount. -wife

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

"Myrrh? I could've given Myrrh or Frankincense?" - Wise man who gave gold

[JennyPentland, GED @JennyPentland]

My homemade kale chips are in mason jars next to my sprouts, honey from my hive, and homemade ginger ale. What I'm saying is I'm an asshole.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I know I have a weight issue. I’m not delusional. I know could lose one pound. Maybe a pound and half. #awareness

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Who has 17 thumbs after purchasing a mint severed thumb collection on eBay? THIS guy!

[steven holcomb @steveoholcomb]

@notoriouskmb i need you in my life.