Steve Parsons 🦁

●Sarcastic AF●Villa fan●Open Water Swimmer● Shit Surfer●Climber●Volenteer Race Marshal●Volunteer StJohn Ambulance●

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

If you watch anything on social media today, make sure it's this video from West Ham.

It raises awareness about suicide bereavement and hits hard. ❤️⚒

Such a powerful short film. 👏

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@ourrachblogs Paid £10 per hour lesson in the 90s!!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Just before l pass away, I'm going to swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels... just to make the cremation a bit more exciting.

[Talk Club @talkclubcharity]

Keep an eye out for our new Hidden Numbers adverts.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I still often think about the review of this vase that I saw on the Asda website.

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@ourrachblogs Wispa pls

[Kate Tracey @KateTracey12]

Best use of a sign so far😂🙌🏼 UTV

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@Avillafan Villa 2-1 Leicester pls #AVLPL

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@Pregged_com Long, long drawn out click bait shit to find out that the mother in law was putting shellfish in the daughter in laws food which she is allergic to

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@SportScran @FootyScran @StockportCounty Great value scran 👍

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@Villamad5 @SportScran @StockportCounty Agreed, too much gravy

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@swanseachris1 @SportScran @StockportCounty Literally a big part of the "essence" of Christmas dinner

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@Avillafan Villa 3-1 Saints pls #AVLPL

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@richardthehamps You too Rich

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I've decided to form a choir this Christmas.
Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@MiguelDelaney Points deduction for Everton?

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@Avillafan Chelsea 2-1 Villa pls #AVLPL

[Steve Parsons 🦁 @steveparsnips]

@JohnMcC69480093 @AVFCTheReligion They don't charge anymore, this season it's done by a ballet for qualifying kids

[Parody Premier League Match Centre @PL_Match_Centre]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

We are aware of a video that is circulating of our ref David Coote calling Jurgen Klopp a c*nt and that Liverpool are sh*t.

As a result, we have no choice but to conduct a thorough investigation to find whether or not Jurgen Klopp is indeed a c*nt, and if Liverpool are sh*t.

We shall make a statement on our findings in due course.

ENDS

[BARC @OfficialBARCHQ]

🧡 Thank You to Our Marshals & Volunteers 🧡

We want to take a moment to recognise the incredible dedication of our Marshals & Volunteers throughout the 2024 season.

Everyone at the BARC is hugely grateful for everything you do!

2025 dates & info coming soon! 🏁