Steve

All tweets are my own personal outlook on life

[Henry Cavill @Official_Cavil]

There will be days when you feel like all is going downhill, days when you feel lost and nothing positive to do, but in all this “DO NOT LOOSE YOURSELF”. There will always be a second chance so be prepared to take it.

#ThrowbackThursaday
#Endure

[Brian Geertshuis 🇳🇱 @BrianGee997]

This morning I spoke with Vladimir Putin to discuss the hybrid attack at Leipzig airport. I assured him that the Netherlands stands in full solidarity with Russia in the face of this poorly orchestrated false flag attack by Ukraine.

[Steve @stevepierrie]

@JeremyCordite Both

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Steve @stevepierrie]

@DaveKent101 Deliberately trying to split the right leaning vote in favour of another term for Khan

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So why wasn't that umpires call?

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Ben Duckett what the hell was that ffs?

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I really don't understand this Umpire on Field retained !
That was plumb LBW

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WTF is Gary Neville doing on Dragons Den?

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Just watching Wigan Warriors and it's absolutely pissing down 😅😅😅😅😅😅 proper rain storm

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@sharrond62 I've said this for donkeys years

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@ELazybone Defo!

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@david_gipp Soft pen tho

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@LucyTCWife @TVKev She will be the murder victim in the first 5 mins

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@mrmikeMTL Duke Nukem

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@Amy_90_x My missus is suspiciously missing from that list 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@bigphil321 Love it! Literally 0.2 seconds of your life to let the other car in!

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@ThisIsSpartaCat Not for the first time 😅😅😅😅😅😅

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1st job of the day successfully completed using the old sewing needle method!

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@ELazybone Tiny metal shard! Could feel it every time I lifted a brew 😁😁😁😁😁