Stephen Pearce

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What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer

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What is white and minty?A polo bear!

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What athlete is warmest in winter?A long jumper!

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What is Santa`s favorite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even

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Two of Santa`s elves were talking and one said to the other
I wrote a song about a tortilla – well it`s more of a wrap

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One of Santa`s elves said: I have just applied for a job as a litter collector.
They asked if I had any relevant experience but I said I will just pick it up as I go along.

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Just before going into tier 3 Santa and Mrs Claus were having a meal in a bar when Bono and The Edge walked in. Santa looked up and said......Oh no not U2 again

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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!

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Mrs Claus went shopping and bought 8 legs of venison for £100, Santa thought that was to dear

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Santa went speed dating - he pulled a cracker

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Mrs. Clause said to Santa, Did you know that they aren`t making shortbread any longer

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Santa asked one of elf`s if he has seen the new film Constipated – the elf said I don`t think it has come out yet

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Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn.

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Q. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A. Because their days are numbered.

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. Did you hear that production was down at Santa's workshop? Many of his workers have had to elf isolate.

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Q. Who’s Santa’s favourite female pop star?
A. Beyon-sleigh

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Why was Santa`s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem

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One of Santa`s helpers asked could he have a cat for Christmas, Santa said no you can have turkey like the rest of us