The pigs are playdates

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[The pigs are playdates @steverandle__]

Don’t tell Shahrukh Khan I don’t have a penis, I don’t want him to be heartbroken

[Gary 🌙 @Moonbellykamala]

@TMobile please explain yourself. I have unlimited high speed cellular data. It’s what we agreed to. Yet Your gentle deprioritizing has me with no internet connection.
@FTC @dojphofficial

[The pigs are playdates @steverandle__]

BHADWA - I was missing bhadwa

[The pigs are playdates @steverandle__]

T mobile you shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

[The pigs are playdates @steverandle__]

@TMobile SORRY BOL

[The pigs are playdates @steverandle__]

@TMobile @TMobileHelp haramkhor, chutiya, chod, DALLE, madarchod, bhenchod, baapchod, bhai chod, ma ki chut, pilley, gutter chod, ma ka bhosda, laude, bhen ke laude, dalla, nalla, bhalla

[The pigs are playdates @steverandle__]

T mobile you shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and "its

[djoomf @djoomf]

Adding film scores to my gym playlist

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

I would personally be fine with a rule that says if you make it all the way to being the nominee and lose, you cannot run again. That goes for incumbents who lose reelection, too. I don’t ever wanna see losers’ faces again.

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

Why are Democrat primary voters so obsessed with wanting to renominate someone who lost the previous election?

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

Neither of these people should be relevant in 2028.

[wyatt @euflexua]

Some artists you genuinely have to grow out of at a certain age

[Deicide talks One Piece ☠️ @DeicideOP]

@someduudee It's very common nowadays for blue-checked accounts to post a pic from a movie or series with a very stupid question about it. This is not coincidence, they do it because they gain money with interactions, and stupid questions earn a lot of interactions.

[Gaurav Sabnis @gauravsabnis]

A great thing to observe here is how Pakistani Gen Z Twitter was overwhelmingly supportive of protests in India without any schadenfreude but rather genuine solidarity. Big contrast from swathes of Indian Twitter giggling during mass protests in Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Nepal.

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.

[Will Manhunter @AF17550]

Was fun Nolan but next movie let’s not do this whole movie in IMAX thing again

[fushigi-ing @overllit]

the most radically written and acted 'i love you'

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Bro why is Trump able to snap his fingers and make everything immediately worse, while Democrats need unanimous permission from the whole world to wipe their own asses?

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

It’s humiliating how Democrats are TO THE RIGHT OF TUCKER CARLSON AGAIN. Utterly pathetic.

[bawbagstauner @bawbagstauner]

What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up