Stephen R Parker

Music and Animal Lover. Cannabis Marketing/Sales. Tweets and shit are all me.

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@JoshDehaas Shut the actual fuck up

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@allmodern Don’t be fooled by their cute ads. @AllModern is not a service to be trusted. Highly disappointed

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@allmodern Do not buy anything from @AllModern. Pretty sure they are total scam artists. It’s been almost 2 months since I placed my order and just keep getting the run around.

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@allmodern Marketing emails are the least of your worries. @allmodern is a terrible website. I have been waiting almost two months for an order and just keep getting the run around.

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@allmodern is a terrible site. Do not purchase anything from them. I have had the worst online shopping experience I have ever had with them.

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@allmodern @allmodern is the absolute worst online shopping experience I have ever had. Stay away from it.

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Adolescents are at greater risk of harms from ham with excessive condiments. Using ham with excessive condiments as a teenager can increase your risk of becoming addicted. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Adolescents are at greater risk of harms from coddling. Early and regular coddling increases the risk of psychosis and schizophrenia. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Regular use of video games can increase the risk of psychosis and schizophrenia. Young people are especially at risk. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Regular use of a car in Vancouver can increase the risk of psychosis and schizophrenia. Higher car use in Vancouver can increase the risk of psychosis and schizophrenia. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Regular use of social media can increase the risk of psychosis and schizophrenia. Higher social media use can increase the risk of psychosis and schizophrenia. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Doritos by the bagful can be addictive. Up to 1 in 2 people who use Doritos by the bagful daily will become addicted. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Mayo with french fries can be addictive. 1 in 11 people who use mayo with french fries will become addicted. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Do not drive or operate machinery after using Registered Massage Therapists. After RMT use, coordination, reaction time and ability to judge distances are impaired. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Do not drive or operate machinery after using warm milk. More than 4,000 Canadians were injured and 75 died from driving after using warm milk (in 2012). #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Do not use bologna if pregnant or breastfeeding. Substances found in bologna are also found in the breast milk of mothers who use cannabis. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Do not use Stairmasters if pregnant or breastfeeding. Using Stairmasters during pregnancy may harm your baby and result in low birth weight. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

WARNING: Campfire smoke is harmful. Harmful chemicals found in tobacco smoke are also found in campfire smoke. #C45

[Stephen R Parker @steverichparker]

@VIAwesome What are the odds they will still report losses though?

Pretty much guaranteed!

[United Greeneries @UGreeneries]

Glad to see the steady march of reason and progress prevailing! Kudos to the Senators for passing Bill #C45.

Let's make history! #cannabis