Doormen in NYC might be the most important people in the city.
They know your work schedule, every girl in the rotation, which one is the “serious one,” which one you told “I’m not really dating right now but let her up,” the late night one we don’t speak about, and the one who is absolutely NOT allowed upstairs anymore.
And somehow they still dap you up every morning like nothing happened.
These guys hold more secrets than the CIA.