Kemosabé

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[Trailer Park Boys @trailerparkboys]

Wishing the happiest of borntdays to @MSmithBubbles and @corybowles!

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Somebody boutta get it

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

"I'm sick like feeding squirrels in the summer in a bubble jacket"

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

If I was blind and somebody put an elderly human next to me I would definitely know because they would smell like an old person!!

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

What is Santa's favorite band?

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

Anyjuan having a birthday party or maybe a family reunion and need a real life bully? I can be your next party bully! Just pay me in pizza!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

HEADLINE: "Chimp Returns From Space". That’s a lie. We sent a man up there. That’s what he looked like when he got back. (D. Gregory 1961)

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

Everybody I know calls me the fat grazing cow human because I just walk around giant fields and eat grass!!

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

"Sorry for the wait, deer, Corey is an idiot" Corey's employee apologizing on Corey's behalf.

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

"Corey can you get those dang hash browns for this gentleman?" -employee lady to Corey who forgot the hash browns!

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

Ripper

[AtlanticCity911 @AtlanticCity911]

Alligator in the pool! ACPD is at 1630 N. Albany Ave @ the Bayview Hotel. Requesting animal control for a 3 foot alligator in pool

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

@OBJ_3 go long bruh

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

Everyday somebody convinces me to buy a new car!

[Chirp Hard Hockey @ChirpHard]

These guys keep getting better 💀 https://t.co/8EUxXXR3B6

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

It kinda sucks having to always carry around salted P-nuts this time of year but it's no surprise!

[Kemosabé @steveroone]

The only thing I know for sure is that I'm old, obese, stupid, hairy, balding, and allergic to ice!