Steven

Native American name: lantern

[Steven @stevesams21]

These mfs at Steak ‘n Shake charge $4.99 for a hotdog. Unbelievable.

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Chappell Roan is a demon

[Steven @stevesams21]

So down to get a noise complaint tonight

[Steven @stevesams21]

If i hear another “we’ll circle back” I’m going to lose my shit

[Steven @stevesams21]

They should give you 2 sauces with 6 piece nuggets. Js

[Steven @stevesams21]

Not even trying to be an asshole but this is just stupid

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kelsey Plum and Kate Martin giving South Beach energy 🔥

(h/t: @yungaims)

[Steven @stevesams21]

Need a new banana bread plug.
Grand Rapids Area
Let me know

[Steven @stevesams21]

Better Creed song ?

[Steven @stevesams21]

This hit a soft spot. Nobody’s trying to eat a damn Big Mac at 10:35 AM

[Steven @stevesams21]

Or a raise

[T Slick @tSLick128]

Whoever made this need drug tested

[Steven @stevesams21]

Soccer is more fake than wwe

[Steven @stevesams21]

@fanduel when are we going to be able to place bets on WWE?

[Steven @stevesams21]

https://t.co/3HNj0Otb9E 2v2 wagers

[Steven @stevesams21]

Me (sometimes)

[Steven @stevesams21]

This gotta be how the boys feel when we pull up. I’m him.

[Steven @stevesams21]

I wouldn’t say biggest, but up there fs

[James @CaucasianJames]

our biggest threat is octopus learning to live on land and entering our apartments

[Steven @stevesams21]

This dude tweets the dumbest most unfunny things and you people eat it up I don’t get it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Real talk

[Steven @stevesams21]

That’s it. From now on I will only be using my powers for good.

[Steven @stevesams21]

The first annual sugar island hot dog eating competition will be taking place this summer. Get ahold of me if you would like to compete. Serious inquiries only.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Best ways to get the money back that you lost gambling yesterday.

1. Gambling today.