Jayke Townsend

I’m going to hell but at least I’ll have a management position. 🏳️‍🌈

[Jayke Townsend @stevescheese64]

What do you call a rapping breeze?

Gusta Rhymes.

[Alex Padilla @AlexPadilla4CA]

They're telling us their exact plan. We can't look away.

[Pandemos @ThePandemos]

Wow, look, who could have FOR.
FUCKING.
SEEN.
THIS.

[Laura Myers @vivireymorire]

Do yall see how small that print is? Do you see how long this sign is?? Benjamin Netanyahu is a monster and anyone who supports him can go to hell with him!

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

Native Americans are like hmmmmm…

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

They are cheating to put a criminal in office.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Reporter: "You told us yesterday that Israel was going to strike Iran, which is why we had to intervene."

Marco Rubio: "That's not true. Were you there yesterday?"

Reporter: "Yes, I asked you the question."

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Republicans are cautioning voters that, if Democrats win Congress, billionaires will be taxed more, food will be regulated again, data centers will have to pay for their electricity use, Natalie Harp will be investigated, and Jared Kushner's texts will be subpoenaed.

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

OH SHIT

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

It’s actually insane we have politicians committing a felony with irrefutable proof and they aren’t arrested. Any one of us would be in lockup right now.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Lmao. PBS destroyed all its physical media and uploaded everything to the cloud. Now it’s all lost cause the cloud service deleted it all.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

Worse than 2008 and 1929.
But the economy is fine right?

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. FACT. THAT. THE. TRUMP. REGIME. HAS. RUN. OUT. OF. MISSILES. DESPITE. HAVING. A. $1. TRILLION. WAR. BUDGET. SUGGESTS. EMBEZZLEMENT. ON. A. MASSIVE. SCALE.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

This week we found out Trump is a money launderer and the tariff war was a scam for the Epstein class to make billions.

Impeach Trump now.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Why is it not front page news on every major media outlet that the United States commander in chief had hundreds of his bank accounts frozen for money laundering??????

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THEY. CUT. THE. PRESIDENTS. CREDIT. CARDS. OFF. BECAUSE. HE. WAS. LAUNDERING. MONEY!

CAPITAL. ONE. CUT. OFF. HIS. CARDS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

61% of Americans say they are cutting back on groceries because they can’t afford rising costs of food.

Meanwhile:

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.