Steven S. Kowalski

Colin Mochrie knows best.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Notice how unchecked capitalism and concentration of wealth by a select few resulted in two of the kids going missing, probably to an island somewhere.

[Steven S. Kowalski @SteveScott12]

Pro tip for anyone flying out of Green Bay airport: just kill yourself instead. #GreenBay

[David Hines @hradzka]

we got more St. Augustine before THE WINDS OF WINTER

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

The big problem with prestige TV is that there aren’t enough episodes guest starring the Harlem Globetrotters. Emmy award winning writers really can’t figure out how their tour bus can break down in front of Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center?

[James Kirchick @jkirchick]

Just speaking for myself here, but if I had been exposed as having an SS tattoo on my chest for 18 years, I would have the good sense not to accuse my political opponents of being slaves to the Jews

[David French @DavidAFrench]

This is unhinged. If a family member behaved this way, you'd worry about them. If a CEO behaved like this, the board would meet. He's living in an alternate reality and furious when a person won't indulge his fantasies.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[Steven S. Kowalski @SteveScott12]

@she_obey basketball

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

> threatening to nuke countries
> fucking over trading partners
> expensive personal projects
> petty vendettas

you literally described trump…

[Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks]

Self proclaimed “swimmer” btw

[Pastor Rich Lusk @Vicar1973]

Melchizedek is the Tom Bombadil of the Bible.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[Matt Blackwell @matt_blackwell]

In a few years, I think we will look back and realize that learning is like physical fitness in its simplicity and resistance to technology: in order to improve, you need to consistently do hard things without shortcuts.

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

people without autism look u dead in ur eyes and be like "let's go to the bright lights and loud noises place. with thousands of people there"

[Sabrina 🦇 @nightswayness]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Batman”

[cow @cowincrisis]

that’s why no jeep wrangler ever jumped over the moon

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the President of the United States attempted a coup last time he was in office and then he cruised back to nomination without a sweat and immediately pardoned all his conspirators

"the Republican party wants to destroy the Republic" is only barely an exaggeration

[hannah @dogfanhan]

being Episcopalian