Steve Smith 🇵🇸

A married dad and dog parent. Former actor, current lawyer. Here be nerd things, politics, and some sports. ☭ He/Him/His.

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@Cubs @WatchMarquee PCA on any base should be considered RISP. #gocubsgo

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@BleacherNation God dammit Jed

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@Brett_A_Taylor @BleacherNation coming down to the wire and I'm just refreshing your feeds obsessively.

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@Brett_A_Taylor am getting caught up on posts from last night and saw you mention your back. I'm not sure the extent of the injury, but as someone who has trouble sitting a lot because of my back, those things that you strap your ankles in and hang upside down always helped me.

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@himbopresident @ettingermentum I'd vote for him over Schumer for sure

[Election Acknowledger @dorseyshaw]

Wall Street ghouls are having a normal one

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@TheDemocrats @PeteHegseth Honestly, the best thing the party has done in years.

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

and always remember, free palestine.

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

The reason Elon only has kids through IVF (as opposed to having sex) is because he has a weird dick that doesn't work right. It's also why he can ONLY achieve orgasm through prostate stimulation.

That's what it's all about.

Truth.

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

Hey @McDonalds, now that you're doing the chicken big Mac, can we get a half and half big Mac? 1 beef patty, 1 chicken patty?

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

The city of Oakland has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@harrisonjaime If y'all spent half as much time and energy pushing policies that people want as you do shaming people for not supporting the dog shit candidates you try to shove down our throats, you wouldn't have to worry about third parties.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

There have been 2 games in MLB history where a player had:

6+ RBI
5+ times on base
4+ XBH
3+ HR
a leadoff HR
a HR in the 9th or later

Both were by Kyle Schwarber within the last 30 days.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Everything Stephen Sondheim created was pure magic, but I cherish very few things in this world as much as I truly treasure this performance of "Children Will Listen" by Mandy Patinkin from the Larry King Show in 1995.

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@theCJS @murderxbryan does this count as a flub? Is this a separate category of episode description flubs?

[XBOX @XBOX]

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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

I can't even watch on TBS now? @YouTubeTV @MLB @Mets @Yankees @SNYtv @YESNetwork can we stop this bullshit so I can watch a god damn baseball game?

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

Elon you coward

[Steve Smith 🇵🇸 @stevesmithis]

@GailSimone Mine was supposed to arrive today but it got delayed 😭