Steve Smith

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Is the women Bishop thing really more important than WW3 kicking off in gaza?

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Must teach him to read.

[Timmy Mallett @TimmyMallett]

#imacelebrity Eric, we love him!

[Kimi @KimiCowieMcCash]

“@LittleMuvva: Helen is making Gillian McKeith look like a fucking gladiator! #ImaACeleb”

Pissing ourselves hahahaha

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

She's always given 100%?????

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

I'm a celeb. This Helen is spoiling it. What is she doing there?

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

@brtoon incredible finish it must be said.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

What a goal for Sweden. Not sure about hart. Another dodgy keeper?

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Scotland hanging on here against the mighty Luxembourg - embarrassing.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Not enjoying first few minutes. United making silly mistakes. What is the keeper doing?

[Dundee United Talk @DufcTalk]

Best result tonight has to go to World Famous Dundee United beating Motherwell!

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Football is chaos & all punditry is bogus. 2,000 Barca passes then one Celtic hoof upfield - 2-0. Renders all TV graphics/analysis useless.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Time to forget Scotland now. N Ireland beating Portugal 1-0!second half just started.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Well that's the World Cup over before it really started. Feel sorry for McGregor.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

0-0 HT. don't know how. Time for a cup of tea and a giant bar of fruit and nut.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

We are second to every ball and can't keep possession for 2 seconds Scary.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Still 0-0. Hard to know how long Scotland can hang on here.

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Black watch memorial near Dundee

[Paul Olding @drpaulolding]

"@MrOzAtheist: Psychic cancels show due to 'unforeseen circumstances'. Brilliant. http://t.co/wg5NPfK4" ha ha ha

[Steve Smith @stevesmithxxx]

Good night at fat sams. Better than watching the football !