rosie ✡︎

fire lord zuko you are GAY!!!!!!

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

you guys should follow @peartalksalot 👀

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[paige @BonerWizard]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 1869, Beth March, the third littlest woman of the Little Women, my friend, died. She fucking died.

[Christa Sydney @christasyd]

I love you Pope Leo XIV, I hope you will one day reincarnate as a lotus flower *remembers we're both Catholic* I mean go to Heaven

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

Homelander in hell watching Butcher arrive there a week later

#TheBoys

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

I understand it now. Terror killed himself so he could hump Homelander in hell ✍️🔥✍️🔥

[s a r a ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @wildflower_2]

Ryan being the only white person in the cookouts I'm crying this is the biggest middle finger to his racist grandpa

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

we’re really gonna make ryan stare at his dads brains leaking out onto the carpet? ok then

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

there are two wolves inside you one desperately wants to make a stranger things smau and the other one has a job

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

speaking of prequels set during pjo era and characters that die horribly. richard sir where is my jason grace book

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

worried that rick riordan is gonna pull a rogue one and all the demigods in the new series are gonna die horribly bc percy doesn't know who they are... like how else is a prequel about characters we've never heard of gonna end

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

me when i create a korean-american daughter of ares and a trans son of aphrodite (huge) and a black daughter of apollo (HUGE) and a cuban son of ???? and then kill them all off immediately. watch this space

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

worried that rick riordan is gonna pull a rogue one and all the demigods in the new series are gonna die horribly bc percy doesn't know who they are... like how else is a prequel about characters we've never heard of gonna end

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

seeing people say they're gonna join the titan army and having vivid flashbacks to that one film theory video about how the rogue one crew were gonna become the knights of ren...

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

nancy reagan throat goat

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

i once again do not give a shit about the sixers. i will return to caring about philly basketball when we have a wnba team in 2030

[w.e.b dubiracial @mattdj00]

paper due tonight and i keep writing 2-3 sentences and picking up my phone #youngho

[rosie ✡︎ @stevesousas]

@folkcardigan13 i think about it all the fucking time like wow...changed lives...

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Happy Mothers Day to all of the cans of Dr Peppers that are moms (gotta be some of them)