Spaceman Steve

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@jmazzjd Excluding bets posted 4 seconds before tee off, haven’t hit a single bet the entire year. Nice

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@jmazzjd Thanks for tweeting this out at 3am when it was impossible to tail 👍

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

Man BetOnline @BetOnline_ag is criminal

3 times in 5 days they’ve either refused to pay or only paid partial winnings

Customer support eventually resolved, but only after I badgered them

What the F is going on @DaveMasonBOL

[Perfectly Orchestrated🎼 @ProdByPerfectly]

ESPN should do a 30 for 30 on the downfall of its brand and the network.

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@GamedayKane Yep

[HelioWave @heliodown]

@DailyCaller "yall juz mad cuz im retaded"

[Rav @TonyRav]

This fucking guy literally singled with one of his balls leaking. Gutsiest player of all time.

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

Might have to try the “who’s your favorite communist” opener

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

A simple “no” would have sufficed..

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

If only I was 2 inches taller

[Kait Willett @KaitWillett]

0.03% of unmarried men age 25-35 are 6’ or above, earn 100,000+ per year, and are not considered obese (in the US)

That’s 49,493 of 164,977,341 American men

This is what many women see as the “bare minimum” when looking for a partner

That standard is delusional at BEST

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@BetOnline_ag How about draw +210? Doesn’t count????

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@DaveMasonBOL Hey Dave I bet draw and you didn’t pay it out, you cancelled the wager. What’s up? @DaveMasonBOL

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@DaveMasonBOL Hey @BetOnline_ag can I get some help here

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

@DaveMasonBOL Hey Dave I bet draw and you didn’t pay it out, you cancelled the wager. What’s up? @DaveMasonBOL

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

Congrats to Messi for another World Cup but you’ll never see a more rigged game

Game winning goal disallowed for zero reason

Refs decided this one. Again.

RIGGED

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

I was ready to puke after running a 5:00 minute mile. Sheesh

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

3:42:66 on the mile for Josh Kerr to break a 27 year record for the fastest mile. Pretty cool. Absolutely insane pace that most people couldn’t hit for 100 yards, much less a mile.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

According to the R&A’s rules, Rory should be disqualified.

[Spaceman Steve @stevespaceman69]

Is this the single most embarrassing performance in World Cup history?

[Tee Times @TeeTimesPub]

Lots of people in the replies here claiming the grass looks more flat in the after picture.

Bad news… I’ve swapped the pictures and the before is actually when he strikes the ball.

So everyone who said that must think he actually made his swing path worse? 🤣

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Rory McIlroy is easily one of the most pretentious players in the history of the sport.

He comes across as a spoiled brat, who loves throwing shade, especially at Bryson DeChambeau, but clearly can’t take it.

The irony of calling someone else “performative”…