Styro Steve

Collecting my girlfriend’s hair until Styro Steve has a full head of hair. Don’t tell my girlfriend about this account.

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

Day one of collecting my girlfriend’s hair and put it on Styro Steve.

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@sharilnelson OH MY GOSH!

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

Single mothers should have their children taken from them by CPS.

There is no single mother on the planet who is fit to raise kids!

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@turkeybaster01 I want to make out with you

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@GrayEntity AMEN BROTHER

[Arch of the Mountains @ArchiteuthisDx]

"OH SHIT HERE WE GO!

ITS ON!

TRADE WAR!"

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@FunyonLuvr @Parkerluna_ She has nasty tattoos so I am assuming the courts took her kids.

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@nickilsanders you are not happy

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

My wife left me too

[Zoo Animal Rapist, CFA @FunyonLuvr]

@awilkinson Why did your wife leave you?

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@FunyonLuvr @CemetaryBby she has the nastiest tattoos

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

My wife left me

[Lee Roach @leevalueroach]

“What’s the catalyst”

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@MurkyAnyango Gay

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

Ok

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@whitebladexx An all timer

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

Oh look yet another commodity AI app on the marketplace that Apple just launched. It’s a race to the bottom. Margins will be worse than tier three Haynesville Basin onshore drillers with convertible bonds.

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@ann_archy My wife left me

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

@leevalueroach

[Lee Roach @leevalueroach]

Market is down 3% today and people are freaking out like the S&P didn’t go up 200% over the past ten years.

Get a grip and grow up.

It’s going to be ok.

[Styro Steve @SteveStyro]

Every fucking moron is now trying to figure out why stocks are going down.

I will tell you why they are going down you RETARD

BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE SELLERS THAN BUYERS

ALSO

BECAUSE SOMETIMES STOCKS GO UP AND SOMETIMES STOCKS GO DOWN

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

1. Trump is more popular with young people than old people. Most young people don’t own stocks or homes (aka they are asset-light).

2. Trump is also more popular amongst working and middle class folks. Most of these folks are also asset-light.

It stands to reason that a fall in asset prices (stocks down or home prices down) have very little impact on his core constituents. To that end, I won’t be surprised if Trump has little reaction, then, to an equity or home price market correction.

Separately, the upside of shrinking these asset prices is that it gives the folks mentioned above a legitimate chance to buy into those markets at lower levels, making equity ownership and/or home ownership more possible.

Tangentially, if Trump figures out how to get rents lower, he will unite young people and asset-light working people into a reliable voting block for the foreseeable future. He will have given them the trifecta: cheaper stocks, cheaper homes, lower rent.

Said differently, don’t presume that the stock market going up is a useful barometer anymore. In fact, it going down may be a better signal for his popularity.

Time will tell.