Sphen

internet can have little a steven’s thoughts, as a tweet

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

Me waiting for the bartender to put the coffee beans on my espresso martini

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

I’m dying over this email newsletter from The @spectator that mistakenly recycled this subhed from the day before (for an article that was actually about Iran)

[666 🩵 w1ntert1me 🩵 heavenly dev1ls 🩵 @762x54RAWR]

nothings $7 these day. now everythings 13 dollats

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

I actually don’t need a “wrapped” for every single app I ever opened this year

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

you’re tellin me there’s a broad in this band

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

The sun in daylight savings

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

“No tricks, just treats! 👻 ” - every marketing message this month for 10% off

[Colin @ivy_and_hooks]

bae: you better not be paula deen and liza minnelli sharing a kiss when i get home

me:

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

Thinking about when I flew from Boston to NC last week and after landing a little girl in the row behind went “we’re, in, Massachusetts!” and her mom just says “no.”

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

“Do you know who my first crush was?…

The Tazmanian Devil.”

[t 🪺🫧🦔 @lilcutieorange]

Yea bro its on crackle

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Hey we’re all going to the brewery for hecking doggo trivia night. It’s in a renovated factory with no sound absorption and you can play giant Jenga. The food comes out of a window that says SEND NOODS in giant neon letters. There are one hundred men named Greg here

[Mario Mario @NintendoPlumber]

That was-a NOT what I-a meant . . .

[charlie @chunkbardey]

one thing about me is i play a pretty open hand im like hmm yeah so i have an Ace a 3 and an 8 :) what do you think :)

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

“Ooh. A ‘wet hot slippery summer’!…isn’t it normally ‘wet hot messy summer’?” - @mollyka_p

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

I like when brands email or text you 20 mins after you online shop now like "hey! just checking in, would you hurry the fk up already"

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

Usually WFH Fridays but I also forgot my laptop charger at the office so trying to prop myself along with a Chromebook

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

any time I look up how to stream some event free there’s a half dozen articles saying “it’s easy! Just use Meepo!” and then I open that up and they’re like “we have no idea what you’re talking about??”

[Sphen @stevetjenks]

“Sometimes I talk to my dog the way Laura Linney does to her brother in ‘Love, Actually’” - @mkalderfer