Steve Trautmann

Writer of comedy, caster of pods, drinker of brown liquors, veteran of the USAF. EP of 3rd & Fairfax: The WGAW Podcast.

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Ketanji Brown Jackson expressed her love of our country almost as often as Brett Kavanaugh expressed his love of beer.

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@SeenaVali TIP for LWT: University Press on https://t.co/gJuSlnVFMG tricking people into buying useless AI written books with very similar titles to current best sellers. I have my own story but SLATE did an article recently...

https://t.co/h7yUU5TocJ

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@slack2thefuture I'll continue to use "Fuck-knuckle" if it's all the same with you.

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When I was in the USAF I learned how to properly care for and display the Stars & Stripes. It should never touch the ground, but on 1/6/21 I saw a Trump supporter beat a police officer with it on the steps of the US Capitol.

And Trump has a problem with Colin Kaepernick.

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@kbiegel My wife, @TheMovieKit is not a fan of musicals, but is also a big fan of SOM. She also likes Singing In The Rain and West Side Story. SOM has great songs AND you get to root against the Nazis.

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Had our monthly Zoom meeting with friends on Saturday. Lots of laughs and fun conversation, but something was missing. About halfway thru I realized what it was: At no point had Trump entered the conversation.

Elections have consequences!

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@kasie I’m up way too early editing a podcast and finalizing my last-minute Thanksgiving shopping list. #cranberries #potatoes #whiskey #WAYTOOEARLY

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@PMSchumacker So the #Scriptnotes podcast loves Harley Quinn, especially @johnaugust You guys are popular with the podcast set.

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@justin_halpern Grubhub.

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@realDonaldTrump Sounds like someone feels a ruptured hemorrhoid coming on.

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@FunnierAdam Have your lawyer check your marriage certificate... assuming you can remember your lawyer's name.

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@johnaugust Swing set vs. Tricycle.
this time it's personal!

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@Junoboth @johnaugust Horror movie for sure!

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@johnaugust Lincoln Logs sounds like an Illinois-based archeological dig looking for presidential scat.

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Real estate deals, casinos, and now campaigns. Good going, Broke-ahontis!

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@kasthomas @chipfranklin Flytrap.

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Since Trump is not willing... who should Biden set up a debate with next week?

Alec Baldwin?
Stormy Daniels?
A gigantic Cheeto?
Howie Mandel in a Corona Virus costume?

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Pink Eye? Nah, don't buy it. Twink Eye I'd believe.

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@comicartharris https://t.co/JbrdAIbeEG

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@kasie go orioles! #BoogPowell4ever #CalRipkenJr #BrooksRobinson