Steve Vesely

Steve Vesely: B-level pianist. ABBA fan. Bloom County resident. Fiscally conservative. Socially liberal . . . Slow on the uptake. Be nice.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

US elects a lying dummy surrounded by sycophants.

Canada gets a Rhodes Scholar

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Now that the consumer carbon tax is gone I’m looking forward to getting me some of that cheap gas, cheap groceries and cheap new houses the Conservatives promised would happen.

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

This can’t be real. Poilievre has been giving me nothing but slogans for four years …

[Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren]

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I love this

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@AaronHectorCFP Would you cut the numbers in half if you had a $100k RESP?

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@TheTaxHeroes Interesting? What if kids are under 18?

[Lohith_Rebel @Rebelism_18]

@crazyclipsonly If they had this at my gym, I’d be there every day 🤣🤣🤣

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@Rebelism_18 @crazyclipsonly Same

[Brianna Whitrock (Shrum) @BriannaShrum]

my ten year old just looked at me and said “hey mom i’ve been listening to this cool new band I found they are called r dot e dot em 🙂”

pls send help

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@The_MMW Do you have a Canadian counterpart?

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@HeroDividend @nickgerli1 A 4.5 ratio is historically a nothing burger. Now do Canada …

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Bob Barker is sadly gone, but this highlight will last forever

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@george__mack This is a brilliant idea and worthy of a golden like!

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@soIoucity That would have been hilarious….

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@Jouer5 made me think of you…

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The Calgary Flames really had:

- Johnny Gaudreau
- Matthew Tkachuk
- Elias Lindholm
- Andrew Mangiapane
- Sean Monahan
- Sam Bennett
- Mark Giordano
- TJ Brodie
- Noah Hanifin
- Cam Talbot/Jacob Markstrom

And they still couldn't win a damn thing. Shit on them more.

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@Jouer5 @RingOfFireCGY Play hard.

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

@Jouer5 But did you make her work for the treats?

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

Damn. I read that as high end sneakers the first time and couldn’t see the connection. Why is Mike racing against a machine?

[Mike Jewer @Jouer5]

@GenTXer2 When I bought my current set-up I tested it with Rage Against the Machine to see if it could handle it

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s been said before, but if you don’t like abortion, don’t have one, if you’re not attracted to someone who is the same sex as you, don’t date them, if you don’t like drag queens, don’t go to a drag show, and if you don’t like that Target has boy clothes with rainbows on them, don’t shop there. No one is forcing you to do ANY of that shit, so stop trying to prevent the rest us from being able to. You ignorant, bigoted f*cks.

[Steve Vesely @SteveVesely]

So true. Even better than fake it till you make it.

[Matt Schnuck @mattschnuck]

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