Steve Wersebe

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

@bmpierri we try and discourage that behavior as much as possible!

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Christmas means spending time with family and though they may not be blood, I enjoyed spending time with my other family.

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

What I just paid for ammo. @DangItObama

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

I drink light beers to sober up.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

Wake 'n Bacon

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

I once choked a bear to death and ate its heart. Turning ten was quite the lark.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

Grilling is man meditation. The flickering flame, the scent of smoke, the sizzle of burning flesh. I could do this forever.

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Another day of wasting time courtesy of the government.

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Just read through a bunch of my old tweets, I apparent shoot guns and drink quite often.

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

@bmpierri I get the day off with pay

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Running and gunning. http://t.co/3dKMaeWqTq

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Now I just have to find time to pick it up!

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

How would I like my steak? Breathing please.

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Thinking about getting my motorcycle license because I'm seeing more and more bikes on the road.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

A six-pack is nature's way of saying that you aren't eating enough. You're not going to survive the winter, son.

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

There is a name for people without moustaches, women.

[Steve Wersebe @SteveWersebe]

Anyone who runs is a VC, anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC. Got to love it.

[America @OurGreatAmerica]

Bacon, beers and bitches. Murica

[Fact UP @FactUP]

It took 35 policemen armed with AK47’s to rescue a shaved orangutan that was being used as a sex slave in a Borneo brothel.