Stevey

[Stevey @stevey_layne]

The happiest day of my life will be the day I finally get myself a Dalmatian

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Problem: Too many mosquitoes

Ecologist: We could create shelters for bats, a natural predator of the mosquito!

Engineer: Me and the boys at Lockheed Martin devised an insect murder drone, it's totally impractical and could probably maim someone but hey we killed a moth with it

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

a new bombshell has entered hell

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

1. Systematically encourage the dismantling of film criticism as a specialized field & viable profession by privileging the voices of hobbyists & fans (i.e. LB user pull-quotes)
2. Buy the dominant platform for the circulation of hobbyist discourse (LB)
3. No more bad press

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Literally don’t ever disrespect jennifer garner in front of me. within 50 miles of me

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

heartwarming the worst people you know are fighting

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

When a young hoe tells me the Dancefloor is Liberation and the Club is Community I find it trite. But when a beautiful 67-year old woman sings it four decades into her career……I FEEL FREE

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

??

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this being about trying to log into mychart

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody have a timeline (re: this too passing)

[Jade Azim @JadeFrancesAzim]

Me after like 3 glasses of wine

[c ☆ @zendayathena]

@mattxiv AI surveillance state gf or predatory gambling addict bf

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

her and timothee in a competition for most ethically dubious brand partnership

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

my mom has acknowledged pride month

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

outfit so fierce i almost liked a hate tweet