NEW: Biological male AB Hernandez proudly stands in the first-place position on the podium after beating the female competition at the CIF Southern Sectionals.
Hernandez won the girls' triple jump with a 41' 4" jump, 4 feet more than Reese Hogan, who got 2nd place.
During an interview last week, Hernandez said he was going to win to give the "haters" something to talk about.
Congrats, Reese Hogan. In a normal world, you would have been crowned champion.
Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!
Nicking 800 grand of charity money is shithousery.
But not as bad as nicking 37 billion of taxpayers money and distributing to pals.
You know, perspective and all that.
Just 4% of UK energy was imported from Russia.
How did we allow the lie that Putin’s invasion of Ukraine meant our energy bills had to double take hold?
Energy corp scammers used Ukraine as a cover to rob us all.
UK oil, gas, banking, supermarket & house building firms reported more than £50 billion in profits this year.
The stock market also added £200 billion in value.
That’s a quarter of a trillion quid.
We have a greed crisis.
Van manufacturers!
How about offering trades a “security” upgrade on a new van (that we pay for) including decent alarm, deadlocks, reinforced plates protecting locks and thinking about peel and steel when you design them?
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Here’s one for you.
£800 fine if you’re caught at a house party, reduced to £400 if paid early.
If you catch COVID at said party the UK government might just pay you £500 to self isolate.
That’s £100 profit!
This country is a fucking shambles!
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I’m a British Gas engineer of 23+ years service, I’ve given over half my life to the company. My reward for such loyalty is BG adopting Fire and rehire tactics to impose new T&C’s. That’s why today we start a 5 day strike in protest of BG’s callous actions #StopTheBritishGasFire
Solidarity with British Gas workers - striking against attempts to fire and rehire them on worse terms.
They're defending themselves and taking a stand against a practice that should be illegal.
The company must get back to the table and resolve this through negotiation.
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