Stevie

Call it what you want, I’m just a woman

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Me one year ago would be so proud of me today.

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Nev Schulman is the Sherlock Holmes of our generation and I cannot be convinced otherwise

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This is my first time not working on Mother’s Day in YEARS aka I didn’t have to cry in a walk in freezer this year

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I love the idea of derby parties because I know nothing about horses but I’m GREAT at getting drunk and spending money

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Look, I’m gonna go ahead and say it. Sometimes...I really miss the first weeks of quarantine where I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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Listen we can’t be friends if you never had side bangs

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One time a girl came up to me at the gym when I was new to lifting and gave me form pointers on how to target my tris better and I really hope she’s doing ok

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Hunting is a crazy concept to me because I cry every time I see a dead animal on the side of the road

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Alright can we talk about why Heather showed up in a minivan??

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Mine usually says “you probably need a cookie and a hug” and you know what? He’s right.