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@mdbell79 I'm not so much a process as I am an ordeal. Does that count?

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@D0rK_F4ce @NBCNews Aww. Someone's never been to Wisconsin...

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@NBCNews 50k? My ass goes missing, somebody better give up some damn money!

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@DrLoupis It's never Loupis.

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@AndyRichter

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@jonmbauer Yes. Some still like to troll me about a post I made once where I said it was the future and Facebook would be long gone. 😬

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@zoobadger @RepKatiePorter Sure do! When it benefits THEIR bottom line...

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@maybesiegel I read Zillow and panicked that you ain't reach out about moving yet! Whewwww.

I do this with CC rewards points. It's relaxing, kinda. Like putting shit in an Amazon cart and just leaving it there.

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@GacyJeff @NBCNews @Alyssa_Milano It's called commotio cordis. Google it.

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@whtegrlinacrowd That dress!!! 😍😍😍

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@kmelkhat I want your mom to take care of me! 🥹

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@jasonco803252 @ABC Pretty sure Al Capone said the same thing.

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Nanananananananana

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@lindsaydevon What if they want to Sex U Up, tho? 🤢

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@whtegrlinacrowd NooOooOoo! That location was always cursed. Nothing can survive there.

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@masonbutler Jerry Garcia?

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@whtegrlinacrowd Saying this as someone who was woken up by a panicked child screaming "MOMMY?!" every hour on the hour all night...stfu. 😂 okay I am just jealous. not always, but when I am this tired, I definitely wish I was in your shoes.

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@lindsaydevon Today my kid said he didn't want any dinner and I was like, cool. And ate a bowl of cereal over the sink. It's these core memories over the dinner sink that really stick with a kid for a lifetime.

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