Steven Terblanche

Pilot.

[Grant Deon Ralph @GDR001]

I trust all the wannabe selectors will shut their trap after that performance from De kock.

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: The only time a man can truly forget all of his problems, is when he's playing his favorite sport."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: If I'm texting you first, you're doing something right. Or you're hot."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: Women's hockey? You mean sweeping?"

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat girl with boobs. Doesn't count."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@FunnyOrTruth: __________
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[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@Mlunguson: My boy @steviet98 hip hip hoorah tonight at slammer! Come get rachet with the crew!" So keen my boy, see you later ;)

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Teacher: "From all the talking I assume you're done your work." Student: "From all the complaining I assume you're still single."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

At least men and women agree on one thing...they both don't trust women.

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: Turning the heat on in your room to get her clothes off faster #stradegy"

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@FunnyOrTruth: Blowjobs are like flowers for men."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@MenHumor: Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: Drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

@Niks2808 don't you mean boys are so awesome ;)

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@CauseWereGuys: Only real men put BOTH hands on the wall while peeing at a urinal."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@Madmoneo: #tipoftheday RT @ComedyTed: If your age is on the clock, you're too young for the cock."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@FunnyOrTruth: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."

[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"Weird is just a side effect of being awesome."

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

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[Steven Terblanche @steviet98]

"@MensHumor: Good friends put their passed out friends to bed... great friends try to balance stuff on top of them."