Laura Stevenson

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

Lost in magnificent music for 3 whole hours!!! THANK YOU @turinbrakes @Concretekid67 ..you rocked Southend’s socks off!! 🙌🏻❤️ #welovetochat

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

@Concretekid67 Been listening on repeat!!…fave is Summer Pearl. More pleeeeeease!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

@KieranRufus @snodlandtownfc Top signing!! Good luck KR 👍🏻⚽️ xx

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

@KieranRufus He would be SO proud!! 🥲 (and so are we!!!!!!!) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🎤❤️ xxx

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

Our elves are really bringing it this year!! 🙌🏻😂 @taskmaster @AlexHorne

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

@KieranRufus ....errr what happened!!!!???

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

@KieranRufus Such sad news...so sorry Kier!❤️xxx

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

hands up if you don't want to stay in but also don't want to go out

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Apologies. I don't seem to be able to stop making end credits for the daily coronavirus briefings.

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

A VERY important message

[CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly]

Joaquin Phoenix is good, but he's not Geoffrey from Rainbow good.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Having a cold bingo 🤧
https://t.co/RqZR13KOSz

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Let’s go round and introduce ourselves”

#SixWordHorror

[martin compston @martin_compston]

Sublimely stupid 😂

[Adam Weikert @weikiemon]

The most perfect thing to ever happen in Leicester @bt_uk

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

If you fold a £5 note back on itself it looks like the Queen has locked herself out of her front door

[Georgia Toffolo @ToffTalks]

This policeman knocking on Number 10 to let the cat in is THE most British thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂 https://t.co/fwbTrt1ZG5

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

....think I’ve got something in my eye...blub😭

[CBBC @cbbc]

“Do you remember who you were back then?
Your plans, your hopes, your dreams…” 💙⛵️

Tony Walsh's beautiful tribute to Blue Peter will give you goosebumps.
@LongfellaPoet

[Laura Stevenson @StevoBloomers]

@sstevenson74

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Happy #JamesBondDay @007 I like to watch at least one Bond film a week, they never fail to make me happy.